Game's a freaking abomination on matchups and the deal. It's an effing disgrace. I'm just lurching from game to game, losing, losing, losing, watching relentless Gold synergy appear from my oppo's hand whilst staring aghast at me mis-matched bronze filler.
I mean, last game oppo went for it R2 with me having CA and ended up playing Skaggs, Willem produced the perfect card, then a dryad, then Milena, all of which just removed, removed, removed before then boosting all three with that fcking Boost a Dryad, Elf and Dwarf card. You could not make it up, and that's not even taking into account the relentless removal and golds from R1.
You could not write a program to have hands as perfect as the shit I have to play against. WTF is going on CDPR???? Utter bollock of a game sometimes.
Follows this up with a game against a NR deck. The pass R1 with a Tridam that's got a shield and vitalty. I have ZERO damage cards apart from a Hound. Had a pathetic deal, got 2 x Wild Rider and 2 x Foglet in my opening hand, so at the mercy of (subsequently shit) mulligans. I'm ONLY 6 points behind, ok, so it's not a point in time where I would feel the opponent is going to throw away CA. HOWEVER I would have had to play two finisher cards just to win the round.
Now played Detlaff four times in a row,. I could keep playing, but what's the point? Went for an Avallach/Yen combo to compensate for my now impotent Eredin, only natural oppo plays Aguara to stop Avallach. Just quit, fed up. The thing is CDPR have nerfed all these cards that I spent scraps getting and now they're worthless, they don't give back scrap value so whilst I'm playing everyone else's vampire decks, with every, single card they need (Caranthir, Cayran, Detlaff - Higher Vampire, etc.), I'm trying to work out how my now-broken Eredin, Patricide and Bran decks are supposed to work.
LAST ONE: so this is the best so far. Playing season match with a Monster deathwish line-up; R1 the Oppo must have about 14 units on the board, I've got about 5, 4 of which are deathwish (egg, troll, rotfiend). I play the incantation and I absolutely shit you not my two Rotfiends BOTH hit HIS Rotfiends!!!! So I pass, then we're in R3 and I've got 2 Imlerith's and 2 manticores; he plays an archespore, then randomly another archespore. He then plays a griffin which randomly plays another griffin and again I absolutely shit you not, both griffins destroy the archespores and BOTH ARCHESPORES DAMAGE THE IMLERITHS!!!!!!! One play later and he has TWO Caldwell's on the board, right. So wait for it....Just when you think it cannot get any more suspicious, I play a Brewess to eat the two manticores and gain dominance, damaging the Caldwells with my pair of Imleriths, but the oppo then plays a gold, "randomly" pulling a Brewess which eats both Caldwells AND gives dominance!!!!!!!! Classic.