Mens Lounge

[Mataresa]

I would suggest it in cases, where they are too big and it becomes too unhealthy. But even then, it is totally up to them. Otherwise, if you want to do it fine, but I personally would always opt out. I like them no matter the size. I would prefer natural though.

 

[wichat]

From the arriving of the Prêt-à-porter women suffer a pain trying to fit into those dresses..... before that it worked on the contrary way: dresses fit on body.

 

[Blothulfur]

Ere lads, can anybody tell me why the aiming on your John Thomas goes all to whack after a long session on the nest? Having a jimmy a bit back and it was like wrestling with a bloody spitting Cobra, i'm thinking of attaching iron sights.

 

[dragonbird]

(Wanders in. Translates to English. Backs out again.... very, very slowly).
Bloth, you're over-sharing. Definitely over-sharing here.

 

[Alan989]

(Wanders in. Translates to English. Backs out again.... very, very slowly).
Bloth, you're over-sharing. Definitely over-sharing here.

Aye, I'm going to have to second that notion! Keep the news about your "Wee Man" to yourself, you might scare a few people off! :ermm:

 

[Mataresa]

Question is, why can't men talk about their penis? Women can talk about their vaginas no problem. There was an interesting documentary on BBC once.
Besides that, I was guessing, that it is due to body fluids in the urethra (web translation) that remain after, since it is shared for both urin and seamen. But I am not a biologist/doctor, so I might be wrong.

 

[wichat]

Ere lads, can anybody tell me why the aiming on your John Thomas goes all to whack after a long session on the nest? Having a jimmy a bit back and it was like wrestling with a bloody spitting Cobra, i'm thinking of attaching iron sights.

It is a wrong idea. There is life beyond the nest, and the little things, for me, need more affection more caresses and more time to devote.

But take no notice of me, I'm an old woman, what can I know about?

 

[Cs__sz__r]

Jesus man, stop speaking English and speak English!

Jokes aside, an ironsight might help.

 

[gedierond]

As to the why, I have no idea... The explanation given by @Mataresa sounds logic, though.
It is a damn PITA, no doubt about it.

My recommendation: go the girly way and sit down. It´ll make your life easier (and drier).

 

[goopit]

Ere lads, can anybody tell me why the aiming on your John Thomas goes all to whack after a long session on the nest? Having a jimmy a bit back and it was like wrestling with a bloody spitting Cobra, i'm thinking of attaching iron sights.

just punch your balls like 20 times; does the trick for me.

don't look at it though; the sight of blood and swelling might get your hard again.

 

[KingHochmeister]

just punch your balls like 20 times; does the trick for me.

don't look at it though; the sight of blood and swelling might get your hard again.

What in the actual fuck did I just read? hahahahahahaha

 

[Blothulfur]

just punch your balls like 20 times; does the trick for me.

don't look at it though; the sight of blood and swelling might get your hard again.

I were thinking of getting a new punchbag an all, great idea.

 

[sidspyker]

Englishmen sure are weird...

 

[dragonbird]

Englishmen sure are weird...

He's a Tyke. They're a little.... different.

 

[ReptilePZ]

Oh, now I understand what Bloth's message meant.

Tough. Just let it loose while taking a shower, no need to aim then.

 

[volsung]

Englishmen sure are weird...

Right? Sex, urine, who ever heard of such things?

I thought this was the men's lounge. Keep the cigars, whiskey, cognac and sex talk coming.

 

[gedierond]

Oh, now I understand what Bloth's message meant.

Yeah, tough to find the proper English-English translator sometimes!

 

[Alan989]

Yeah, tough to find the proper English-English translator sometimes!

Clearly you've never heard what N.Irish-English sounds like!

 

[dragonbird]

Oh, now I understand what Bloth's message meant.

Tough. Just let it loose while taking a shower, no need to aim then.

You needed a video to understand?

Ooops. Sorry. I'm not supposed to be here, am I? Pretend I didn't say that.

 

[ReptilePZ]

You needed a video to understand?

It was actually this part:

Besides that, I was guessing, that it is due to body fluids in the urethra (web translation) that remain after, since it is shared for both urin and seamen.

But, for the sake of the joke, yes.

Now, fly, you fool!