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Foxtrot1994

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#481
Sep 5, 2014
Unkindled said:
I gave him that speech and he says he gets it. But sometimes I think he just used that as an excuse to hide that he was just scared. I stepped up our rough horseplay after that to toughen him up some. It worked, because I was really messing with him once, and out of nowhere he hit me right in the balls. His hand was like the perfect size to crack me one. I was so pissed off... but I asked for it. I got him back though. I didn't hit him in the balls or anything, lol, but I got him back, then told him he did good, and if he gets in a fight, that's exactly what he should do. I don't fight fair either. I go for the temple, eyes, balls, pinch the muscle near the armpit, whatever I can when punching isn't enough.
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Hahaha woooo man, you're a nasty guy! I've always been afraid of those techniques, and one of the first things I actually wanted to learn was how to counter them. You should have seen the face of my master when I asked him! LOL I was like "could you teach me how to counter a punch in the balls?"
He laughed so hard... but he taught me, eventually xD
 
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Blothulfur

Mentor
#482
Sep 5, 2014
I remember once doing doors at Pig & Whistle, had a great bunch a hooligans turn up, a tasty crew o forty or so and no mistake. Me mate Baz leans over to me and says, "Ey up I don't reckon these numbers is fair."

"Aye you're right lad," I says. "Get yoursen off home, don't want to scare off custom."

So lads rumble up to door and eye me up, I look back at em, somewhere church bells tolls. They squint at me, I take out me prosthetic eye and give it a good polish, they look slightly disgusted.

I breaks the silence. "Quid each entry lads."

"Fuck off!"

"Erm...no."

"What if we just go through you?"

"Well tha a pretty lad, but my arse is exit only sweetheart."

"50 pence."

"I'm not fucking for money either son!"

"No to get in you twat."

"Oh...tell you what, double it and you've got a deal."

"You fucker!"

"No means no sonny!"

"Oh fuck off, ere's your quid."

Grand day, only lost two teeth in end.
 
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Unkindled

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#483
Sep 5, 2014
Foxtrot1994 said:
Hahaha woooo man, you're a nasty guy! I've always been afraid of those techniques, and one of the first things I actually wanted to learn was how to counter them. You should have seen the face of my master when I asked him! LOL I was like "could you teach me how to counter a punch in the balls?"
He laughed so hard... but he taught me, eventually xD
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:lol: I need to learn that myself, since I'm a tall guy. I'm especially vulnerable to a groin shot. You think I'm nasty, my dad really is in the traditional sense. He says he'll do whatever to win, even if he has to bite someone's balls... My aunt Gwen though, she's who I'd be afraid of. My dad's a big guy and they decided to do a sparring match, and he of course underestimated his little sister. Bad idea.

She got behind him and jumped on his back, head locked him so hard, dad bit the inside of his cheek really badly, and the side of his tongue. He had to drop on her to get her off.
 
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Foxtrot1994

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#484
Sep 6, 2014
Unkindled said:
:lol: I need to learn that myself, since I'm a tall guy. I'm especially vulnerable to a groin shot. You think I'm nasty, my dad really is in the traditional sense. He says he'll do whatever to win, even if he has to bite someone's balls... My aunt Gwen though, she's who I'd be afraid of. My dad's a big guy and they decided to do a sparring match, and he of course underestimated his little sister. Bad idea.

She got behind him and jumped on his back, head locked him so hard, dad bit the inside of his cheek really badly, and the side of his tongue. He had to drop on her to get her off.
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Hahaha yeah you don't imagine how many times I ran into that situation! Your father should have sticked his chin to his chest, that's a good way to block a head lock and start a counter. Tell him next time!

P.S: I would like to challenge your aunt LOL
 
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Unkindled

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#485
Sep 6, 2014
Foxtrot1994 said:
Hahaha yeah you don't imagine how many times I ran into that situation! Your father should have sticked his chin to his chest, that's a good way to block a head lock and start a counter. Tell him next time!

P.S: I would like to challenge your aunt LOL
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Haha, I bet :lol: She's a hotty, so worst case scenario, you end up pinned, which for you wouldn't feel like much of a loss. She's always got some boyfriend somewhere.
 
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Mataresa

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#486
Sep 6, 2014
slimgrin said:
I kept the one that matters. :p

Had to call my mom and tell her some thugs were enjoying her dark German chocolates. Philly is actually a great city. I go back there about once a year.
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But noooo, the chocolate. That is the one that matters. ^^
 
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Cs__sz__r

Rookie
#487
Sep 6, 2014
Blothulfur said:
Best thing to do in a barney, take your trousers and kegs off, freaks em right fucking out.
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Is that what Shag does in every situation?
 
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Djembe

Senior user
#488
Sep 6, 2014
Unkindled said:
I stepped up our rough horseplay after that to toughen him up some.
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That's funny, I never had any formal training like martial arts, but I'll say the one fist fight I got into in high school... I suddenly realized I didn't hate my brothers so much for all the shit they gave me growing up. It wasn't flawless, but I think I actually made my dad proud.
Anyway, I never had many issues with folks. I was kind of a quiet type. I think people expected me to be the bully a lot of the time, but I tired to get along with everybody.
 
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Unkindled

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#489
Sep 6, 2014
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That's funny, I never had any formal training like martial arts, but I'll say the one fist fight I got into in high school... I suddenly realized I didn't hate my brothers so much for all the shit they gave me growing up. It wasn't flawless, but I think I actually made my dad proud.
Anyway, I never had many issues with folks. I was kind of a quiet type. I think people expected me to be the bully a lot of the time, but I tired to get along with everybody.
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When I'm around people I don't know, I am too. When I start to get acquainted with them though, it's a complete 180 with me. Thing is though, I'm a big man, six foot four and a strong build, so quiet or not, I already attract attention to me. And rough neck types like to challenge people like me, to see if the size is for nothing, or if I can put my strength to good use. Didn't always, but I learned. That's why I can't rob any banks or anything, lol. They'll pick me out in a line up every time. I looked like a grown man back in junior year.
 
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Foxtrot1994

Rookie
#490
Sep 6, 2014
Usually (not always, unfortunately) big guys are predictable, they tend to use their size to their advantage (you don't say? XD), often the first thing they do is pushing you, to threaten or to play cocky. At least, that's my experience with them. Once you get used to that, it's easy to overcome them, even flawlessly if you're fast.
 
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Alan989

Forum veteran
#491
Sep 6, 2014
I'm back from a days shooting. I got 3 pigeons, which is nothing compared to the 20 that my dad killed! I brought an extra box of shells with me, and boy did I need them! I must have fired around 50 rounds, but then again I'm still learning. Here's the area I was shooting in.

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Unkindled

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#492
Sep 6, 2014
Beautiful fields :) If I were to try and hunt today, I'd have to do some driving. Unfortunately, my area is starting to get developed on by all the richies and their businesses and new homes.
 
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Unkindled

Rookie
#493
Sep 6, 2014
Foxtrot1994 said:
Usually (not always, unfortunately) big guys are predictable, they tend to use their size to their advantage (you don't say? XD), often the first thing they do is pushing you, to threaten or to play cocky. At least, that's my experience with them. Once you get used to that, it's easy to overcome them, even flawlessly if you're fast.
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"Not always, unfortunately" :lol: That's fortunately for me, hah. I'm fast for someone so tall, so I don't have that problem like dad does. Though he's a big meaty kind of guy, whereas I'm more solid. Played football in Highschool and Middleschool. Dad's more a basketball player, and I don't think they ever lift weights.

But yea, I do like to use my size and strength to my advantage. If I can push them down or take them down in grappling, then the fight's gonna be real short. If they're strong too, that's when you go for that armpit muscle, eyes, pull the nostrils, whatever.
 
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Foxtrot1994

Rookie
#494
Sep 6, 2014
Unkindled said:
"Not always, unfortunately" :lol: That's fortunately for me, hah. I'm fast for someone so tall, so I don't have that problem like dad does. Though he's a big meaty kind of guy, whereas I'm more solid. Played football in Highschool and Middleschool. Dad's more a basketball player, and I don't think they ever lift weights.

But yea, I do like to use my size and strength to my advantage. If I can push them down or take them down in grappling, then the fight's gonna be real short. If they're strong too, that's when you go for that armpit muscle, eyes, pull the nostrils, whatever.
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Yes, when I face a big guy I do the best that I can to avoid being pushed to the floor, using the speed advantage. In the unfortunate case I am pushed on the floor, there are 2 cases:
1. he is fast enough to use a lock and I'm done;
2. he thinks he already won, and takes a second to do anything, so I just cripple his biceps... he gets shocked, his arms disabled and he's done.

XD biceps crippling... it gets you out of trouble so well!
 
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Blothulfur

Mentor
#495
Sep 6, 2014
AL890 said:
I'm back from a days shooting. I got 3 pigeons, which is nothing compared to the 20 that my dad killed! I brought an extra box of shells with me, and boy did I need them! I must have fired around 50 rounds, but then again I'm still learning. Here's the area I was shooting in.

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My Dad setting up a few decoys to lure the birds in.

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The view from the hide that we set up.

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The Hill opposite the field.
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By look on it there should be Deer round there, looks like prime territory for Roe, but they're sneaky beggars and you'll rarely see 'em. Get some night sights, camp out for a couple a days and I think you'll be bound to spot 'em. High seat might help. If there are i'd recommend a simple .243, one round through chest behind the foreleg/shoulder, go down real quick.

Local farmer or gamekeeper'll know if they're around. I always bang a few dozen rats or rabbits, keep on farmers good side.
 
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Unkindled

Rookie
#496
Sep 6, 2014
I can't believe this question hasn't come up yet in the men's lounge. Lets end this debate once and for all.

Ass man or Breast man? Go!
 
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Foxtrot1994

Rookie
#497
Sep 6, 2014
Unkindled said:
I can't believe this question hasn't come up yet in the men's lounge. Lets end this debate once and for all.

Ass man or Breast man? Go!
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This is cruel, you can't force a man to make such a choice! But since you asked... breast man. Even though ass and breasts aren't the first things that make me like a woman. Lips are ;)
 
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Unkindled

Rookie
#498
Sep 6, 2014
Foxtrot1994 said:
This is cruel, you can't force a man to make such a choice! But since you asked... breast man. Even though ass and breasts aren't the first things that make me like a woman. Lips are ;)
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'Tis a cruel world, my man :p

Can't say the first thing that makes me like someone. It depends. But my favorite thing about women physically is the way she smells. But since we gotta stick between t and a, I'm going with the ass. Breasts are great, but they're not the main event. The ass is right there next to it. Dat azz is like the welcoming party. I'm all about that :lol:

Not to mention, over the years, breasts can suffer from gravity, or cancer, or gods forbid, breast enlargement surgery. Worst thing ever! Am I the only guy that thinks this is terrible? Booty or breasts, I don't care how big they are personally. I'd rather a woman stay with small breasts than to get fake ones. Even some droop in older women is fine. Natural beats fake for me any day. But anyway, my point is this.

Breasts are beautiful, but butts are eternal ;)
 
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Foxtrot1994

Rookie
#499
Sep 6, 2014
Heh... it depends on positions, I guess... I mean, there are positions where breasts are the spectacle, and others where ass is.

I sincerely hope no girl is seeing this. LOL
 
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ReptilePZ

Wordrunner
#500
Sep 6, 2014
This is like asking if you prefer gin or tonic. You need both.
 
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