OK, here's a radical idea, because if I see another 'RPG' that can't get it's head out of it's crotch I'll puke.
Instead of everyone and their dog moaning about how they want included, this predilection and that perversion, for the next year or so.. How about we don't have any at all?
Huh, Huh? How's that for an idea. How about if we test these writers abilities to tell us an entertaining, thought provoking and even controversial story, without actually regressing into who's got what appendage stuck in which particular hole, just for the sake of the jackasses who can't go two minutes in their particular choice of media without having a fumble at their bits? 'Cos d'you know what.. sex in games now is so passée.
Yes, sex exists, the media is full of it, the internet is choking on it, and nowadays our so called 'mature' (heh, that in itself is a laugh, I'm pretty sure only immature children think it's edgy at this point) games can't get over themselves for falling over it. Is more of the same, simply as an excuse to pander, really necessary or has it just become 'expected'? If you are one who says 'necessary', is it possible that you are lacking in something and it's simply you 'projecting'?
Yes. yes, I know this thread is about 'relationships' and not 'sex', but unfortunately for most of you it's the same damn thing just with a different colour of hat, and no, variations on a theme "to deceive me, or dishonour me" don't count as 'something different'.
I'd actually like to see platonic relationships tackled for a change, see those actually require a bit of competent writing, something that can't be brushed over with a few boob, penis, hole in the wall, references . Give us some good stories about brotherly/sisterly/non-specific cuz I can't make up my mind, bonding or deception or (insert better ideas than I can think of, writers) tales, because at this point, that would be unusual and edgy. The best game I've played for a while and it didn't yank me out of the game with piss poor nudge-nudging, Dragonfall DC, damn fine storytelling and NPC's I actually gave a damn about and nothing below the belt level mentioned or even hinted at.
So there you have it, my 'opinion', and before you all jump to tell me how much my words have offended you or broken your poor fragile little heads, understand that I'm every bit as offended with the opinions of those who do want it included just to fill something that is missing in their lives.
How's that for a first post.
Instead of everyone and their dog moaning about how they want included, this predilection and that perversion, for the next year or so.. How about we don't have any at all?
Huh, Huh? How's that for an idea. How about if we test these writers abilities to tell us an entertaining, thought provoking and even controversial story, without actually regressing into who's got what appendage stuck in which particular hole, just for the sake of the jackasses who can't go two minutes in their particular choice of media without having a fumble at their bits? 'Cos d'you know what.. sex in games now is so passée.
Yes, sex exists, the media is full of it, the internet is choking on it, and nowadays our so called 'mature' (heh, that in itself is a laugh, I'm pretty sure only immature children think it's edgy at this point) games can't get over themselves for falling over it. Is more of the same, simply as an excuse to pander, really necessary or has it just become 'expected'? If you are one who says 'necessary', is it possible that you are lacking in something and it's simply you 'projecting'?
Yes. yes, I know this thread is about 'relationships' and not 'sex', but unfortunately for most of you it's the same damn thing just with a different colour of hat, and no, variations on a theme "to deceive me, or dishonour me" don't count as 'something different'.
I'd actually like to see platonic relationships tackled for a change, see those actually require a bit of competent writing, something that can't be brushed over with a few boob, penis, hole in the wall, references . Give us some good stories about brotherly/sisterly/non-specific cuz I can't make up my mind, bonding or deception or (insert better ideas than I can think of, writers) tales, because at this point, that would be unusual and edgy. The best game I've played for a while and it didn't yank me out of the game with piss poor nudge-nudging, Dragonfall DC, damn fine storytelling and NPC's I actually gave a damn about and nothing below the belt level mentioned or even hinted at.
So there you have it, my 'opinion', and before you all jump to tell me how much my words have offended you or broken your poor fragile little heads, understand that I'm every bit as offended with the opinions of those who do want it included just to fill something that is missing in their lives.
How's that for a first post.
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