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thewarsend

thewarsend

Forum veteran
#161
Apr 2, 2014
suhiir said:
Given the look on Kirk's face I think he votes for the kiss.
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Someone actually made an art about Kirk kissing that reptile, i can't even believe it.. :D

Internet.. What did i expect..
 
Suhiira

Suhiira

Forum veteran
#162
Apr 2, 2014
Just ewwwwwww ......
 
thewarsend

thewarsend

Forum veteran
#163
Apr 2, 2014
suhiir said:
Just ewwwwwww ......
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But.. but.. they are in love! And love is a beautiful thing! Can't you see? :D

Jokes aside, i agree.. What the heck is wrong with these people.. I mean, why would anyone bother creating something like that? It just seems like a huge waste of time..

And why did i have to search for a funny picture of Kirk.. Though you asked for it.. I just delivered it.. I just never expected to find such a thing.. I'm baffled..
 
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dragonbird

Ex-moderator
#164
Apr 3, 2014
I don't get it - what was supposed to be wrong with that picture?
 
thewarsend

thewarsend

Forum veteran
#165
Apr 3, 2014
dragonbird said:
I don't get it - what was supposed to be wrong with that picture?
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Kirk french kissing a reptile like creature with great passion? Errr.. Nothing.. Nothing at all..
 
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dragonbird

Ex-moderator
#166
Apr 3, 2014
thewarsend said:
Kirk french kissing a reptile like creature with great passion? Errr.. Nothing.. Nothing at all..
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Not a french kiss, her mouth is closed. I agree though, that would have been gross. Shudder.
 
thewarsend

thewarsend

Forum veteran
#167
Apr 3, 2014
dragonbird said:
Not a french kiss, her mouth is closed. I agree though, that would have been gross. Shudder.
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"Her" tongue is outside, it is the reptile equivalent of french kissing.. For french reptiles.. Also, are we sure it is a "her"? I mean, I'm sure Kirk knows better but... maybe galaxy needed saving and this was the only way? I will have nightmares about this..
 
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dragonbird

Ex-moderator
#168
Apr 3, 2014
thewarsend said:
"Her" tongue is outside, it is the reptile equivalent of french kissing.. For french reptiles.. Also, are we sure it is a "her"? I mean, I'm sure Kirk knows better but... maybe galaxy needed saving and this was the only way? I will have nightmares about this..
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Female because breasts.
And maybe that's not her tongue, but an imminent flame-jet. Which would make more sense.
 
thewarsend

thewarsend

Forum veteran
#169
Apr 3, 2014
dragonbird said:
Female because breasts.
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Are we sure those are breasts though? I mean, it is an alien creature after all, realistically those could be anything.. Since reptiles as we know it do not have breasts like that..

dragonbird said:
And maybe that's not her tongue, but an imminent flame-jet. Which would make more sense.
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Of course! Now it all makes sense! She is cooking Kirk to eat him later.. You can see saliva coming out of her mouth, so you can tell she is hungry..
 
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dragonbird

Ex-moderator
#170
Apr 3, 2014
thewarsend said:
Are we sure those are breasts though? I mean, it is an alien creature after all, realistically those could be anything.. Since reptiles as we know it do not have breasts like that..
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WHUT??? Do so have breasts. They're necessary to attract prey, because...

Of course! Now it all makes sense! She is cooking Kirk to eat him later.. You can see saliva coming out of her mouth, so you can tell she is hungry..
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...we're always hungry.
 
thewarsend

thewarsend

Forum veteran
#171
Apr 3, 2014
dragonbird said:
WHUT??? Do so have breasts. They're necessary to attract prey, because...

...we're always hungry.
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But it is not the same is it, dragons are an exception to the whole reptile rule.. Also, you are an earth type reptile, a dragon and a bird of all things.. Complete with wings and all that.. But that creature is an alien reptile.. So those could be anything.. I'm talking with my wast knowledge of science here.. (that I've made up 10 seconds ago, so you know it is valid..)
 
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dragonbird

Ex-moderator
#172
Apr 3, 2014
thewarsend said:
But it is not the same is it, dragons are an exception to the whole reptile rule.. Also, you are an earth type reptile, a dragon and a bird of all things.. Complete with wings and all that.. But that creature is an alien reptile.. So those could be anything.. I'm talking with my wast knowledge of science here.. (that I've made up 10 seconds ago, so you know it is valid..)
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You don't think I'm an alien creature? Awww, that's such a nice thing to say about me. Thank you.
And I will bow to the fact that you have a superior knowledge of things alien. Because. Alien.
 
ReptilePZ

ReptilePZ

Wordrunner
#173
Apr 3, 2014
 
Sardukhar

Sardukhar

Moderator
#174
Apr 3, 2014
ReptilePZ said:
Dysfunction
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That..that....just...so bad. So bad. This would be grounds for Admin Wars on my old forum. WAR, SIR.
 
ReptilePZ

ReptilePZ

Wordrunner
#175
Apr 3, 2014
Look, we're great lovers, not thinkers.

But you're right, let me correct that. Unfunction. There.
 
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thewarsend

thewarsend

Forum veteran
#176
Apr 3, 2014
Sardukhar said:
That..that....just...so bad. So bad. This would be grounds for Admin Wars on my old forum. WAR, SIR.
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Sardukhar said:
grounds for Admin Wars on my old forum. WAR, SIR.
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Sardukhar said:
for Admin Wars on my old forum. WAR, SIR.
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Sardukhar said:
Admin Wars WAR, SIR.
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Whaaaaa... I'M AN ADMIN NOW? WHY NOBODY HAS TOLD ME!

Where do i click to ban everyone?
 
Nars

Nars

Moderator
#177
Apr 3, 2014
thewarsend said:
Where do i click to ban everyone?
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Alt+F4.

HAHAHAHAHA.

Ha ha.

ha
 
thewarsend

thewarsend

Forum veteran
#178
Apr 3, 2014
Nars said:
Alt+F4.

HAHAHAHAHA.

Ha ha.

ha
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Tried that, it did seemed to work for a second, but when i opened the forums again no one seemed to stay banned.. Must be a bug or something.. Yeah..
 
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dragonbird

Ex-moderator
#179
Apr 3, 2014
thewarsend said:
Tried that, it did seemed to work for a second, but when i opened the forums again no one seemed to stay banned.. Must be a bug or something.. Yeah..
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Try clearing your cache. You're probably just seeing ghosts.
 
Sardukhar

Sardukhar

Moderator
#180
Apr 3, 2014
You people are mean, mean little bastards.

Wars, when you log into the Sekrit Admin Chat Server with your password, I'll give you the run-down.
 
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