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Petition to erase all romances from the expansion packs

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Petition to erase all romances from the expansion packs

  • Are you drunk? Go back to the beach, lunatic!

    Votes: 17 27.9%
  • Not sure if serious or joking...

    Votes: 11 18.0%
  • This is madness! I need my waifu! Right now. Give it to me!

    Votes: 9 14.8%
  • Classical Scholdarr. Only crap on his mind. Nothing to see here.

    Votes: 7 11.5%
  • Yes. YES. You're probably drunk but in vino veritas.

    Votes: 17 27.9%

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Scholdarr.452

Banned
#1
Aug 23, 2015
Petition to erase all romances from the expansion packs

Time to get back to the roads for Geralt. Doing Witchery stuff, making stupid comments and complaining about life itself.

Spare the poor man the hassle with the women. His life is hard enough already. And spare the community these endless Biowarian romance discussions...

All I want is a classical Geralt tale, only him, Roach and Dandelion around (and maybe some stranger for a quicky and some friends who die sooner or later)...

What do you think?

 
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ph3s

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#2
Aug 23, 2015
Scholdarr.452 said:
Time to get back to the roads for Geralt.
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Emmmm. Can you put your finger on a single chapter in the books where Geralt is not romancing on his road?

There is a simple solution you know. If you don't want to romance, don't do it. Any romance in the game is optional
 
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Scholdarr.452

Banned
#3
Aug 23, 2015
ph3s said:
Emmmm. Can you put your finger on a single chapter in the books where Geralt is not romancing on his road?

There is a simple solution you know. If you don't want to romance, don't do it. Any romance in the game is optional
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I'm in ebooks now. Putting fingers on the text ruins my display with all the lotion on my hands I'm afraid. And I maybe spill my drink on it...

Only romance i can remember is with Roach (at least the only really important one). So. much. love. Pure epicness. Somebody should call Hollywood.

:bored:
 
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RiseOfRose1

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#4
Aug 23, 2015
Where are all these petitions coming from lol, back to topic Geralt romances all day everyday so hell no. We keeping romance.
 
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ph3s

Rookie
#5
Aug 23, 2015
Scholdarr.452 said:
I'm in ebooks now. Putting fingers on the display ruins my display with all the lotion on my hands I'm afraid...

Only romance i can remember is with Roach. So. much. love. Pure epicness. Somebody should call Hollywood.
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I don't think romancing Roach is obligatory tho :p
 
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FarrySquall

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#6
Aug 23, 2015

First expansion, maybe yes, let Shani have all the time she need ;)

Second expansion, nope i want my waifu there :lol:
 
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Scholdarr.452

Banned
#7
Aug 23, 2015
ph3s said:
I don't think romancing Roach is obligatory tho :p
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Roach is life. No Roach, no Witcher.
 
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LionOfVenice

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#8
Aug 23, 2015
Scholdarr.452 said:
Time to get back to the roads for Geralt. Doing Witchery stuff, making stupid comments and complaining about life itself.

Spare the poor man the hassle with the women. His life is hard enough already. And spare the community these endless Biowarian romance discussions...
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You have point mate, but i don't share yours and others aversion against Bioware.
You may not like them but they are great at character developement, and they left a mark in the industry, like it or not.
They deserve some respect IMO.
 
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Scryar

Forum veteran
#9
Aug 23, 2015
Do you include one nights stands like Vea, Renfri, Essi, Mosaic(or whatever her english name is) etc? Because then no, that's part of Geralt in both the books and games.
But wouldn't mind to get rid of the waifu romances:p
 
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Scholdarr.452

Banned
#10
Aug 23, 2015
LionOfVenice said:
You have point mate, but i don't share yours and others aversion against Bioware.
You may not like them but they are great at character developement, and they left a mark in the industry, like it or not.
They deserve some respect IMO.
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:respect:

So I did my duty.

I also bought pretty much all their games. Some on budget though. Forgive me.

:what2:

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Scryar said:
Do you include one nights stands like Vea, Renfri, Essi, Mosaic(or whatever her english name is) etc? Because then no, that's part of Geralt in both the books and games.
But wouldn't mind to get rid of the waifu romances:p
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Scholdarr.452 said:
and maybe some stranger for a quicky
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Scryar

Forum veteran
#11
Aug 23, 2015
Withdraw the "maybe" and you have my support! Though I'm afraid we will get two additional bioware romances with Shani and Fringilla.
 
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RichEdmonds

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#12
Aug 23, 2015
I would sign this every day of the year. Unfortunately it will not happen. Name will be altered to Waifu Simulation 2016, which will then follow the same business model as Train Simulator by releasing a piece of DLC per BioWare waifu resource.
 
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ph3s

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#13
Aug 23, 2015
Scryar said:
Withdraw the "maybe" and you have my support! Though I'm afraid we will get two additional bioware romances with Shani and Fringilla.
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Fringilla will tell you off for what you have done to her.. Shani will nag you about Triss :) So we could have 2 nagging waifus
 
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Scholdarr.452

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#14
Aug 23, 2015
I want Duchess Henrietta to slap Dandelion. Witcher series is in definite need of some spanking sex. Geralt could watch.
 
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ph3s

Rookie
#15
Aug 23, 2015
Scholdarr.452 said:
I want Duchess Henrietta to slap Dandelion. Witcher series is in definite need of some spanking sex. Geralt could watch.
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Or rescue Dandeleon :)
 
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RiseOfRose1

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#16
Aug 23, 2015
ph3s said:
Or rescue Dandeleon :)
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Or Quen him while he is getting spanked.
 
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Scholdarr.452

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#17
Aug 23, 2015
ph3s said:
Or rescue Dandeleon :)
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"Hit him harder. He wants it. He deserves it. Hit him with his lute."

:sad2:
 
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Slowdive

Banned
#18
Aug 23, 2015
Sure, unsubmissive-the-whole-game-time Geralt would be perfect.
Fights, friends, contracts and nothing more. An ideal RPG.
 
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ph3s

Rookie
#19
Aug 23, 2015
Scholdarr.452 said:
"Hit him harder. He wants it. He deserves it. Hit him with his lute."

:sad2:
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Nope. Save Dandaleon like
we saved him from succubus in Vergen
 
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Ljesnjanin

Forum veteran
#20
Aug 23, 2015
Scholdarr.452 said:
Time to get back to the roads for Geralt. Doing Witchery stuff, making stupid comments and complaining about life itself.

Spare the poor man the hassle with the women. His life is hard enough already. And spare the community these endless Biowarian romance discussions...
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Words of wisdom! Especially the bolded part...

I wouldn't mind occassional "swordplay", though...Like before:

Adda : "Geralt, bring me catoblepas so we can fuck."

Geralt : "Yes, Your Highness."

Geralt's kind of romance...
 
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