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Ploughing a troll

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Vindidontcare

Rookie
#1
Mar 31, 2014
Ploughing a troll

Miracleofsound on the drugs?!
http://youtu.be/DCAFD8mMqls
 
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dragonbird

Ex-moderator
#2
Mar 31, 2014
That was..... not what I expected.

:)
 
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EliHarel

Rookie
#3
Mar 31, 2014
Still a better love story than Twilight.
 
ReptilePZ

ReptilePZ

Wordrunner
#4
Mar 31, 2014
Yeah, always hate it when that happens.
 
Alan989

Alan989

Forum veteran
#5
Mar 31, 2014
Damn it, Now you've done it!
:troll:
 
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ShoMee

Senior user
#6
Mar 31, 2014
Ha ha, I was just about to post this in the wishlist thread. Just for a second, close your eyes and imagine Geralt walking into a tavern and seeing a merry ol' group of villagers down in the corner drinking their ale and singing this. I think this should be in game in some form. Props to the author.

:cheers:
 
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dragonbird

Ex-moderator
#7
Mar 31, 2014
ShoMee said:
Ha ha, I was just about to post this in the wishlist thread. Just for a second, close your eyes and imagine Geralt walking into a tavern and seeing a merry ol' group of villagers down in the corner drinking their ale and singing this. I think this should be in game in some form. Props to the author.

:cheers:
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I was just reading the comments on the official Witcher Facebook page - a lot of people are saying the same thing. But not villagers, it needs to be sung by dwarfs. Absolutely.
 
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goopit

Forum veteran
#8
Apr 1, 2014
if CDPR won't put it in the game

certainly modders will!

with permission of course
 
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Glaroug.531

Forum veteran
#9
Apr 1, 2014
Mhmmm, three billy goats ruff stlye.
 
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Blothulfur

Mentor
#10
Apr 1, 2014
I've had worse...I am worse.
 
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Bellator Pius Gratus

Bellator Pius Gratus

Forum veteran
#11
Apr 1, 2014
Thanks OP, your find was much appreciated!

It seems the lovemakin' didn't justify the love, or vice versa. ;)

Blothulfur said:
I've had worse...I am worse.
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I reckon ogres are worse than trolls. And no, not Shrek, I mean real ogres:




I reckon some sexy talk would immediately result in a timely headache.

"This way, no that way!" :lol:
 
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secondchildren

Forum veteran
#12
Apr 2, 2014
What... what did I just see?!!!
Pull 'em! pull my eyes away please D:


I'm gonna have nightmares for the rest of my life
 
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Glaroug.531

Forum veteran
#13
Apr 2, 2014
I wonder if the farmer had to pay a toll to cross her threshold :huh:
 
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Gilrond-i-Virdan

Gilrond-i-Virdan

Forum veteran
#14
Apr 2, 2014
ShoMee said:
Ha ha, I was just about to post this in the wishlist thread. Just for a second, close your eyes and imagine Geralt walking into a tavern and seeing a merry ol' group of villagers down in the corner drinking their ale and singing this. I think this should be in game in some form. Props to the author.
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Yeah, Witcher games can add more songs in taverns. I liked it a lot in inXile's "The Bard's Tale". It has many hilarious songs in the game. This song reminded me The Bard's Tale precisely.


 
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227

Forum veteran
#15
Apr 2, 2014
The "good" end to the Troll Trouble quest does finish with you getting head, so this seems like a pretty natural progression.
 
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