Post your funniest glitches and bugs

[romeos_ra]

Culturally insensitive V and the floating 'nam.

I call your culturally insensitive V and raise you a racially insensitive V. In case it is hard to tell.. I'm a black man wearing a chinaman hat with gorilla arms - completely unintentional and damn don't I look like hot shit.

 

[DC9V]

just saw this on YT:

 

[cupsandlantern]

just saw this on YT:

haha, that's a bug with the quest. I got it too. I know it's with the quest because it broke down so bad for me later it was unplayable and I had to redo it and the same bug happened again at the exact same time. At a certian point while tailing the car you shift dimensions and travel through time. See my "Game of the Century" clip on the previous page to see what happened to me.

 

[Dulcema4real]

It was late and this cracked me up for a bit longer than I want to admit

 

[Rhyzur]

She still asks you to scan him, btw.​

 

[dclxviag]

there is a wall at the "edge of the map" you can even jump over it but there's an invisible wall after that which player cannot pass... NPC don't seem to care

 

[soulwynd]

No wonder River is suspended. Every time I get in the car with him, he decides to run over a dozen people or ignore any traffic.

https://giant.gfycat.com/SoggyDeadlyDachshund.webm

 

[Jeice_Choomba]

If I swap clothes rapidly in the item menu it ends up lagging and failing to load my clothes so I end up butt-naked even though I'm technically wearing clothes/armor

 

[Iwo43]

Great start! Can't even customize my character, all I see is a white blob. Any suggestions?

 

[Rhyzur]

Great start! Can't even customize my character, all I see is a white blob. Any suggestions?View attachment 11111885View attachment 11111879View attachment 11111882

That's the new patch. They censored out all bare skin so everybody's wearing parkas now. Joking. Obviously.

 

[winkelement]

All eyes on V.

 

[ReneAensland]

This is how blood works in 2077....ok

 

[Umagon-1]

I don’t know if this a bug or a reference to Bender from Futurama, but I found it funny.

 

[Purplekaze]

Octuplets!! or if it's actually Bolero jacket nights at Dickys I may never know and there's a triplets asian ladies too in this pic. It is hilariously bad how this game generates NPCs , something needs to be done to fix the NPC variety and where they spawn because there are 4 more of the same bolero dude I encounter at the entrance of Dickys lol.

 

[KyleBillheimer]

Mine would be a video clip. Just a word of advice:
Be careful about where you call your vehicle. Specifically, don't do it outside of Dicky Twisters.

 

[Lil_Glow]

 

[Icinix]

I wish I'd caught a video of it - but in one of the markets - a heavy fist fight with some tyger calws resulted in a bin doing a rap dance through the stalls indefinitely.

 

[jct3531]

I am trying to recreate this scenario......After spending a ridiculous amount of time trying to fight my way out of the Ghost Town I finally managed to survive and collect all the goods. I summoned my car and stepped in front of it before it stopped......I caught a glimpse of my mangled body before I flatlined and had to start over......Needless to say I make sure to save my game much more frequently now.

 

[RomireOnline]

Hows a car hop sound?

 

[Icinix]

Jackie and Del,
Parking in a lot.
Eff Cee Kaying
On the spot