A Trip to Jinguji
It was a nice day so V decided to take a ride to the Oasis of Elegance and see if Zane had anything new in stock.
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Disembodied voice: "Goodnight, Mr. Walters."
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"My spidey senses are tingling."
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"Sequins? Do you have anything in latex?"
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"Cyberpsycho! Better get my dildo ready! "
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"Pow! Teabagged him right in the mush!"
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Crouching Tiger, Obvious V
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"That'll learn ya!"
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"Oh great, the cavalry arrived just in time to save me. I wonder if any of them are Aldecados; when it comes to rescues, they too have suspicious timing."
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"Jinkies!" :O
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Melis(s)a Rory: "Sit down!"
V: *chassés on over*
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V: "Your Mantis blades are so... LONG! Tee hee!" *snort!*
Melis(s)a Rory: "True, but my close friends call me Gene Simmons."
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"Call me! We'll have some..." *clumsily bites her lip and glances at the sign - not at all subtly*
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I am so screwed.
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