So hypothetically you have a monster problem...

[truthinoneword]

So hypothetically you have a monster problem...

...but you don't have a witcher on hand. What do you do? Keep in mind your a villager not a knight, not a witcher, not a mage, or some other bad ass magic using whatever. Just a simple villager who maybe was in a militia once, and you have a few other residents of your town willing to help you. What do you do?

 

[Ljesnjanin]

I voted for 'heavy drinking'...That is always a good thing, monster or not...

 

[truthinoneword]

I voted for 'heavy drinking'...That is always a good thing, monster or not...

Heavy drinking also has the added benefit of making other things look like good ideas.

 

[Ljesnjanin]

Heavy drinking also has the added benefit of making other things look like good ideas.

Yup...Also, Temerian rye has really good stats: Courage +2, Charisma +1, Resistance to poisoning +25%....

 

[Blothulfur]

Study the monster, its habitats, traits and targets, see what it wants and whether it can be appeased or even reasoned with.

 

[GuyNwah]

Study the monster, its habitats, traits and targets, see what it wants and whether it can be appeased or even reasoned with.

Which can be done, for some interesting subset of monsters, by seeing whether it will join you for a round of Nilfgaardian Lemon.

 

[Jimbob_2.1]

Well I guess if I was an ignorant peasant I'd probably try to appease the beast somehow. Sacrificing a virgin or two would do the trick i think. Either that or I'd take advantage of the situation by selling them 'magical trinkets' that will protect them from evil for ten orens a piece, before sneaking out of town during the night.:evil:

Great idea for a thread btw. :cheers:

 

[truthinoneword]

Study the monster, its habitats, traits and targets, see what it wants and whether it can be appeased or even reasoned with.

You watch it jump forty feet through the air, and rip a horse in half will little effort. Than afterwards you get drunk, and decide moving away isn't a bad idea.

 

[hjortur.erlendss]

Ask the Baron/Count for a ballista and some pikes, promise him to work harder for the rest of the year

 

[Sephira]

Drinking and eating with him sounds reasonable... especially if the monster has some kind of wit.

Source

 

[wichat]

Leave the village behind me, don't care about idiot neigborhs who always suck Rat-Lord shoes. And look for another village plenty of mice and be their one Monster.

No room for another one.

 

[truthinoneword]

Leave the village behind me, don't care about idiot neigborhs who always suck Rat-Lord shoes. And look for another village plenty of mice and be their one Monster.

No room for another one.

Discretion is the better part of valor.

Strange, it seems like nobody thinks hiring a shifty local mage is a good idea. I wonder what ever gave that impression.

 

[wichat]

It's easy to guess that those who've chosed option #2 hang around the Hairy Bear.... but I seriouly doubt they would drink after kill the monster. Rather before...

 

[truthinoneword]

It's easy to guess that those who've chosed option #2 hang around the Hairy Bear.... but I seriouly doubt they would drink after kill the monster. Rather before...

No you misread it; they are going to deal with the monster "after" getting drunk. I was making a reference to what I think is the coolest mission in witcher 2 where you get drunk with bunch of dwarves, and before you know it instead of getting rid of the monsters for them; you are joining them on their quest to get rid of the monsters.

 

[Tuchi]

i voted other. simply becouse if ever saw a wraith a zombie or whathever and no witcher were available, who i gonna call?
i would simply call them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlXBg2d2Nnc


...probably i would still call them even if witcher were available

 

[truthinoneword]

i voted other. simply becouse if ever saw a wraith a zombie or whathever and no witcher were available, who i gonna call?
i would simply call them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlXBg2d2Nnc


...probably i would still call them even if witcher were available

You would have to find a way to cause another conjunction of spheres to make that long distance call.

 

[randyrhoads]

If that's the monster I'll probably flee on first sight.

 

[Tuchi]

no hay problemo

 

[AvengerGrim]

Well, it would depend which type of monster we are talking about... You see, if it's a... um, nvm, I would pick the second option either way!:comeatmebro:

 

[truthinoneword]

Well, it would depend which type of monster we are talking about... You see, if it's a... um, nvm, I would pick the second option either way!:comeatmebro:

Fun fact if you are drunk enough you can hold a contest to who can ride the Griffin the longest.