Some of the funniest (Or Oddest) Quoates in game!

[Introspectah]

''Are you going to turn this beautiful act of altruism into a banal bartering of favors?''

Anyone remember who said this?

 

[jj284b]

Johny

 

[Madoga]

This one has probably already been named, but I'll repeat it because it's the most frustrating quote in the entire game:

"Well?"

 

[Rawls]

Conversation between Phillippa and Geralt.

Spoiler

P: Ready
G: Let's Go.
P: Couldn't help but notice the tension between you, Yennefer and Triss. It's very hard on Ciri, I think. There are times I doubt you three realize how it looks. Triss plays the big sister to Ciri, but eagerly awaits a chance to hop in bed with you. You and Yennefer play the parents ...
G: Yeah, so if you're angling for a fivesome, there's clearly no room.

So good.

 

[Introspectah]

''Ahhh...Defecating to the sunrise---downright glorious!''

 

[aozgolo]

So many great lines...

I like when you run into a Novigrad Strumpet while it's raining and she goes "I'm soooo.... wet."

When you first visit the Orphans of Crookback Bog:

Boy: "Ain't no lassies here"
Girl: "What am I?"
Boy: "You're no lassie, lassies got tits!"