The definitive enemy

[Foxtrot1994]

The definitive enemy

I've got nothing to do, so I post this thread hoping someone will find it interesting.

Witchers are amazing killing machines, we all know it. They are trained to fight any monster. And that's the point of this discussion: really ANY monster?
Take into account every creature you know from movies, comics, games, any kind of media, and any kind of genre (science fiction, horror, ecc.), and say which one would be the toughest for a witcher to fight, in your opinion. And of course, why.

Now, even risking to result predictable, I'm gonna choose the Xenomorphs, because... oh come on, do I have to explain why? We all know: their speed, their viciousness, their strength, the fact that they're dangerous even dead, due to their acid blood. And the fact that they come from the fucking walls! I don't think a sword would be enough to face them

 

[StaGiors]

How about Godzilla? At some point, Geralt will get stepped on and die. :troll:

 

[Foxtrot1994]

How about Godzilla? At some point, Geralt will get stepped on and die. :troll:

Hahahaha yeah, would be tougher than a dragon, that's for sure!
But maybe we should let ultra-mega-extra large monsters aside, too easy otherwise xD

 

[EmperorZorn]

Clearly it's the tse tse fly.
Oh wait... they are immune to poison and diseases...

 

[Elegast7]

If someone read The Night Angel trilogy from Brent Weeks; Durzo Blint and Kylar Stern would totally destroy geralt.
I wonder who would win if Geralt fought against Legolas. Would be a pretty even fight, but maybe Geralt his potions would give him the edge.
Or Buffy the vampire slayer.
Or

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My sister would show her tits, have sex with geralt and then stab him in the back.
Yeah, she's like that.

 

[volsung]

God.

 

[gregski]

Batman.

 

[volsung]

A sexy woman with a toothed vagina. Geralt would definitely fall for this one, never to rise again (or at least a part of him).

 

[Sephira]

His creator.

He has no chance against him.

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[GuyNwah]

In before anybody else mentions that...

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... his definitive enemy was already written, Leo Bonhart.

 

[Foxtrot1994]

In before anybody else mentions that...

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... his definitive enemy was already written, Leo Bonhart.

We're talking about monsters only xD

 

[Elegast7]

The basilisk from Harry Potter would be a nice fight or The Kraken from Pirates of the Caribbean. If he's on a ship on sea, he'll probabely loose to the latter.

 

[volsung]

Bizarro Geralt.

 

[wichat]

We're talking about monsters only xD

Then there's only one answewr reasonable:

Me, I am the only who can make him do mistakes in combats when I guide him,.... I'm so inept! I know, it's unforgivable, I'm a monster!

 

[Damariel]

Then there's only one ansewr reasonable:

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Me, I am the only who can make him do mistakes in combats when I guide him,.... I'm so inept! I know, it's unforgivable, I'm a monster!

Ooh cheer up...I know someone worse.

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[Daeron87]

The Xenomorphs that were mentioned. A Predator. Pinhead. Bloody-Nine from the First Law Trilogy could give him a hard time. I would add Fenris and Jormungand, but they are gods, or at least demigods, so they don't count.

 

[Sephira]

Bloody-Nine from the First Law Trilogy could give him a hard time.

Oooh did you read The First Law Trilogy? Aw, I believed I was the only one here :'D

Anyway I agree Logen could be a strong enemy for Geralt, expecially when he goes full berserk, errr I mean... the Bloody-Nine! And don't forget Fenris the Feared... (not the one you mentioned)

 

[Daeron87]

How could I ever forget Fenris the Feared.... And to think I mentioned that name... I feel stupid. And yes, I've read them. It's one of my favorite series actually