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roboticist

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#201
Mar 14, 2013
Awww. I'm sure Dalvyn is in actuality just an adorable little mancritter full of candy and sunshine. :D

His post does remind me to play a tabletop RPG sometime in my life... even if I'd totally crash and burn because WTF AM I DOING?? lol. Eurgh.
 
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dragonbird

Ex-moderator
#202
Mar 14, 2013
Would you like a drink, Roboticist? It's (looks at glass).... something not fizzy.
 
Sardukhar

Sardukhar

Moderator
#203
Mar 14, 2013
Roboticist said:
Awww. I'm sure Dalvyn is in actuality just an adorable little mancritter full of candy and sunshine. :D

His post does remind me to play a tabletop RPG sometime in my life... even if I'd totally crash and burn because WTF AM I DOING?? lol. Eurgh.
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Nonsense. These are some of the best players. Nearly my whole Dark Heresy crew were non-gamers. And that was their introduction to tabletop: The Warhammer 40K RPG!. Run by a GM who is -pretty- sure players are designed to endure maximum suffering before collapsing in tears. Yum.

After a few bouts of insane paranoia and arguing over what they were going to eat and whether or not the town should be destroyed "just in case" of Heresy, they settled in fine.
 
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Dalvyn

Rookie
#204
Mar 14, 2013
Sardukhar said:
Dalvyn scared us off. He can do that. Easily. All he does is start typing and we start fleeing.
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Well it's not my fault you are all scared of the truth!

Roboticist said:
Awww. I'm sure Dalvyn is in actuality just an adorable little mancritter full of candy and sunshine. :D

His post does remind me to play a tabletop RPG sometime in my life... even if I'd totally crash and burn because WTF AM I DOING?? lol. Eurgh.
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Actually I have been replacing my sunshine with oil, and have replaced the candy parts with an old transistor radio. So far it's been going great! I have a ringing in my ears, which I'm sure is just the radio starting to tune in, and I'm seeing spots and stuff everywhere, and feeling faint, which I'm sure is just my new found ability to see radio waves finally coming to fruit!
 
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roboticist

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#205
Mar 14, 2013
Dragonbird said:
Would you like a drink, Roboticist? It's (looks at glass).... something not fizzy.
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You read me like a book DB. I'll have the rum and coke... without the coke. ;) /zomgiamsocool

Sar, hasn't your mother ever taught you to play nice and not torture and starve your RPG partners? Then again maybe sending your players into paranoic panic attacks is all part of being the GM. :b

Dalvyn said:
Actually I have been replacing my sunshine with oil, and have replaced the candy parts with an old transistor radio. So far it's been going great! I have a ringing in my ears, which I'm sure is just the radio starting to tune in, and I'm seeing spots and stuff everywhere, and feeling faint, which I'm sure is just my new found ability to see radio waves finally coming to fruit!
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Awww, and I so wanted to bash your stomach in whilst blindfolded and have all the candy fall out of you like a Mardi Gras pinata! What am I gonna do with a transistor radio? Jeez Dalvyn, so inconsiderate of other people's feelings!

Aaaahh my new laptop came in today! Games should be arriving this Friday or Saturday, and thus I will slowly descend into my mom's basement and blossom from my cocoon 30 years later as a full-fledged neckbeard.
... what would the female equivalent of a neckbeard be anyway? Triplechin? Hairycankles? why am I thinking about this
 
onosendai7

onosendai7

Senior user
#206
Mar 14, 2013
That :
And nothing else...
 
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dragonbird

Ex-moderator
#207
Mar 15, 2013
Roboticist said:
You read me like a book DB. I'll have the rum and coke... without the coke. ;) /zomgiamsocool
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I don't think it's rum either, judging by the smell. But hey, it's free.


... what would the female equivalent of a neckbeard be anyway? Triplechin? Hairycankles? why am I thinking about this
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None of the above.

OnoSendai7 said:
That :
And nothing else...
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Gonna have to be "nothing else" then. Unless you want to try what Roboticist is drinking? It's probably at least 40 years old.
 
onosendai7

onosendai7

Senior user
#208
Mar 15, 2013
Indeed it is.
Do you mean there is not such a refined poison in this poor bar ?
 
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dragonbird

Ex-moderator
#209
Mar 15, 2013
OnoSendai7 said:
Indeed it is.
Do you mean there is not such a refined poison in this poor bar ?
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There's stock on its way, but there was a rush when we opened and we ran out of inventory, so one of the mods borrowed some from the Hairy Bear over at the Witcher forums. Unfortunately, I... uhhh... this anonymous mod can't read Dwarven and it all turned out to be Cherry Cordial.

In the meantime, here's a nice picture of one of my cats.
 
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netra

Rookie
#210
Mar 15, 2013
And the Cat of the Month award goes to..
 
Sardukhar

Sardukhar

Moderator
#211
Mar 15, 2013
A funnier cat?
 
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dragonbird

Ex-moderator
#212
Mar 15, 2013
Sardukhar said:
A funnier cat?
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I knew it. Sard hates my cats. I am crushed. CRUSHED, I tell you. If it's OK with everyone, I'm just going to hide in the corner and practise my flamethrowing.
 
onosendai7

onosendai7

Senior user
#213
Mar 15, 2013
Why so serious ?

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Sardukhar

Sardukhar

Moderator
#214
Mar 15, 2013
That's funnier!

I think Dragon was being sarcastic. I cannot stand that behaviour on the internet. Please report for disintegration. Bring your cat.
 
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dragonbird

Ex-moderator
#215
Mar 15, 2013
Sardukhar said:
That's funnier!

I think Dragon was being sarcastic. I cannot stand that behaviour on the internet. Please report for disintegration. Bring your cat.
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It wasn't sarcasm, it was a hyperbolic over-reaction. You really need to learn how to differentiate.
And I knew it. They've accidentally allowed a cat-hater access to the internet. So is it ALL cats, or just mine?

 
Sardukhar

Sardukhar

Moderator
#216
Mar 15, 2013
Yes.

(Whoops, gotta move. They're onto me again. George Takei's Legion of Net Enforcement is everywhere!)
 
onosendai7

onosendai7

Senior user
#217
Mar 17, 2013
And don't come back until your undies are clean ;)
 
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Dalvyn

Rookie
#218
Mar 17, 2013
Well, Dragonbird, you got any Imperial Stouts? I don't drink anything that isn't as black and strong as oil
 
onosendai7

onosendai7

Senior user
#219
Mar 19, 2013
oil is not strong. It's just oily...
 
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dragonbird

Ex-moderator
#220
Mar 19, 2013
If I knew what Imperial Stout was, we'd have some.
But we do have some sump oil.
 
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