Sard mentions penguins too. Far too often, as far as I'm concerned. It's creepy. Also starfish.
My internet connection is cutting out every 30 or so seconds. It's making it incredibly difficult to be all these different people at once.
There's nothing creepy about penguins or starfish, but I have to mention that those were originally my things. You all stole them from me. Leeches, all y'all.
"I don't post on forums much."
"I've been a mod and an admin."
The two don't mesh. Pants on fire.
There's nothing creepy about penguins or starfish, but I have to mention that those were originally my things. You all stole them from me. Leeches, all y'all.
Or perhaps even an undead cat-monkey hybrid. It'd take a very specific set of circumstances for that to be true, but believing it makes me happy.
What? Did you ban people for being too on-topic or something? Also:
"I don't post on forums much."
"I've been a mod and an admin."
The two don't mesh. Pants on fire.
Well, it's okay- every mod needs that normal account to mess around, I geddit 
Of course you understand.Well, it's okay- every mod needs that normal account to mess around, I geddit
bECAUSE YOu'RE aLsO Me
You just don't know it yet.
FFS, you think there's an "Always Online" requirement? This is a CDPR-managed forum.
Just switch to the single player mode, you vs the forum AI. You won't notice the difference.
It's amazing that your pants are so cool and spacious with all those feelings taking up room.
EDIT: Starfish. Suck it.
No, It's me. My bandwidth's pretty bad, so I tend to steal it from everyone else in the forum.
Look up - you see that dark cloud above your house? The one that looks vaguely as though it's shaped like a dragon, or maybe a bird? That's your paranoia. I'm actually still on the other side of the planet.
I'm waiting for the dark mode version to give that a go.
First you have to wait for forum patches 1.1, 1.2, 1.3, and of course the 1.35 hotfix.
Why does your signature say "keep tit a sekret?" You're going to ruin next year's Mardi Gras for everyone.
And as soon as I can work out exactly who should be offended, I'm going to ask you to change your sig.
I am doing you a favour, really. If it was easy for me to figure it out, other people would catch on too, and then they would riot, saying something about duplicity and moles in the system. If everyone is in the loop already, it just reduces the chance of that happening.
And, as I'm NOT 227, I've no hesitation in giving him some bad news. Penguins are being maltreated again.
Okay, I think 227 would know that penguins aren't found in Antarctica...unless, you're saying this to throw people off the scent. Damn, that's crafty.