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What exactly was wrong with posting catpics again? Catpics are cute. Catpics are funny.
Meh. Cats. So overdone. And not that cute.
Frankly, cats are murderous little bastards. If they were bigger than you, you wouldn't find them very cute at all. Probably because you'd be too busy shooting them to protect your edible family members.
Or inedible, damn critters are also cruel to things they don't eat.
Frankly, cats are murderous little bastards. If they were bigger than you, you wouldn't find them very cute at all. Probably because you'd be too busy shooting them to protect your edible family members.
Or inedible, damn critters are also cruel to things they don't eat.
Just so I know for future reference, in what way is it offensive?
Aww, come on, unless there's some hidden joke in there, it's a classic objectification-of-women advert, and I can't think of any reason for it to exist. It isn't funny, it isn't clever, it doesn't appear to be anything except eyecandy.
How is it objectifying women? As 227 pointed out, there are no women in it.
Aww, fuck it. OK. You won that one.
Not fair to tease someone who has to watch Youtube on 240p though. It was NOT as obvious as you may have thought.
Not fair to tease someone who has to watch Youtube on 240p though. It was NOT as obvious as you may have thought.
To be fair, dude looks like a lady.
On a slightly less secret-man-parts-y a topic (hopefully), I picked up King of Dragon Pass while it was a buck fifty on GOG. I had taken it off my wishlist the night before it went on sale—just more evidence that the world does, in fact, revolve solely around me. How can something that I'm standing on revolve around me, you ask? Science mumble mumble wormhole mumble mumble shut up.
On a slightly less secret-man-parts-y a topic (hopefully), I picked up King of Dragon Pass while it was a buck fifty on GOG. I had taken it off my wishlist the night before it went on sale—just more evidence that the world does, in fact, revolve solely around me. How can something that I'm standing on revolve around me, you ask? Science mumble mumble wormhole mumble mumble shut up.
Are you kidding? Tigers are adorable. The small detail of them being killing machines doesn't diminish their cuteness. I mean, adorable pet-SLASH-merciless killing machine that can be trained to murderize your enemies? Sign me up.
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect
'K. I'm invoking forum rules here. We definitely seem to have crossed some boundaries over the last few pages.
This is meant to be a mature site. I think we need to get back to that.
Using this definition of mature:
1. relatively advanced physically, mentally, emotionally, etc.; grown-up
This is meant to be a mature site. I think we need to get back to that.
Using this definition of mature:
1. relatively advanced physically, mentally, emotionally, etc.; grown-up
That pretty much bans half the users of this forum...