'Yes. I want you to expire. Quietly. AND NEVER BOTHER ME AGAIN."
Sorry, Saltyharm, but I have to ask—what are her feelings on Twilight?My daughter is kind of...well imagine what I would produce in terms of a daughter.
Weird. What's the trick to getting kids to be like you, anyway? From what I could tell, everyone I've ever known was basically a living rebellion against their parents.
It's kind of like the old testament: "There was a king who was kind and gave everyone hugs, then his son came along AND PUNCHED BABIES IN THE FACE FOR FUN. The evil king's son was a saint who chopped off his limbs so that the hungry had something to eat during a great famine, but then he had a son who MURDERED SMALL ANIMALS AND FLASHED HIS JUNK AT THE PRIESTS." I'm paraphrasing a bit, but it's kind of like that.
History in general also seems to be an alternating series of saints and dicks. What's the trick for making mini-yous? You know, in case I ever find out that I have an illegitimate child that no one told me about.
Aw, that's adorable. Thinking that defiance is a cute trait probably makes me insane. Is 3 still technically a toddler? I only ask because from what I've heard, toddlers are basically little bundles of evil. Babies always struck me as innocent little things, whereas the toddler stage seems to be when they discover evil (the "mine" stage, etcetera) and start to binge on it.My 3-year old daughter is so far one little rebellion
Sorry, I'm tired so I skimmed over some words. Selective reading or whatever. Think I picked up the gist of it, though.Here's the trick: don't give a shit about [...] them [...]. Really. Let them be [...], try to nudge them away [...] push really strongly.