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A husband walks in the kitchen when he sees his wife drop an egg into a pan . She then turns to him and says I need you to make love to me now . The husband quite taken aback and thinking he must have misunderstood her says "What did you just say ?" Again she says I need you to make love to me right now . The husband could not believe what he just heard and thought "Man is this my lucky day" . So he made love to his wife right there on the spot then left for work . All day long he thought his manly prowess in that his wife still wanted him that much even bragging to his buddies about what happened that morning . When he returned home that evening still thinking about it he decided to ask her about it . He said to her that he really enjoyed the morning activity and wanted to know what had brought that on . "Oh that" she said .....well our egg timer is broken .
Do you know what the statue said to the statue?@TommyHappy now?
Perhaps you've heard it before. It's a pretty hackneyed joke lol.
Q: Why does Geralt like travelling to Japan ?
A: Because he gets to exchange his money for Yen.
*drumroll*
Q: Why did Letho kill king Radovid ?
A: Because in Novigrad beer costs only a crown.
*tumbleweed*
A: Because he gets to exchange his money for Yen.
*drumroll*
Q: Why did Letho kill king Radovid ?
A: Because in Novigrad beer costs only a crown.
*tumbleweed*
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What did Vaska say when she saw two Vodyanoi snorting fisstech?
The Water Lords are high!
The Water Lords are high!