The Joke Thread

[volsung]

Ugh, Santa. One more abomination let loose to wreak havoc and spread the filth of consumerism.

I prefer Krampus. He should take the lead.

 

[shinobi2u]

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He doesn't carry presents in his bag, just decapitated trophies.

 

[Sephira]

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He doesn't carry presents in his bag, just decapitated trophies.

I can't stop laughing, this pic is priceless :rofl:

 

[Blothulfur]

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He doesn't carry presents in his bag, just decapitated trophies.

I saw mother ploughing Santa Claws.

 

[ReptilePZ]

https://soundcloud.com/elliott-woods/its-time-to-dududu

 

[Sephira]

People can stop doing No Shave November.

 

[KingHochmeister]

People can stop doing No Shave November.

One of the greatest inventions of humanity imo

 

[wichat]

 

[shinobi2u]

Spoiler

One of my favorite parts of that movie.

 

[TemerianGirl]

 

[wichat]

If you give a mouse a cookie..

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[tasir]

Spoiler

 

[PrincessCiri]

 

[randyrhoads]

Cats suck big time, they cant hold a candle to dogs. Had a cat before he was quite intelligent and wasnt a trouble maker, now I saved one kitten off the street and its a total fiend. Lives to wreck the place and to piss me off.

 

[volsung]

Cats suck big time, they cant hold a candle to dogs. Had a cat before he was quite intelligent and wasnt a trouble maker, now I saved one kitten off the street and its a total fiend. Lives to wreck the place and to piss me off.

That was a terrible joke. Try again.

 

[wichat]

 

[volsung]

One evening René Descartes goes to the local tavern. The bartender approaches and says: "Good evening Monsieur Descartes! Shall I serve you the usual drink?". Descartes replies, "I think not.", and promptly vanishes.

 

[wichat]

 

[Alan989]

That is a classic! :lol:

 

[GuyNwah]

"YABBA DABBA DOO" - Flintstone