Why did Ciri take a feline witcher medallion from Bonhart even though she's from the Wolf School? Because she likes being catty.
There are three types of people in this world: those that can count and those that can't.
Two Poles walk into a police precinct
and say: "Our Russian friend is missing. Please help us."
Officer: "Can you describe him to me?"
Poles: "He's tall, has blue eyes and blonde hair"
Officer: "You described half Russia with this. You got anything more specific?"
Poles: "Yeah, he has an extra penis."
Officer: "Are you sure?"
Poles: "Yes, whenever we go to our favorite bar, the barman always says: "Look there is the Russian with the two dicks again.""
What's green and furry, has six legs, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?
A pool table.
Why the the chicken step into a pot of boiling water?
It was trying to cross its tea.
It was trying to cross its tea.
What do you call a vertically challenged person who's escaped from a high-security prison and can commune with the dead?
A small medium at large.
What do you call someone who has a burning passion for pastries?
A pyromancer.
Question: "How many Madocs do you want?"
Answer: "YES"
Answer: "YES"
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an elephant asks a camel "why do you have boobs on your back?" on which the camel replies: "that's a strange question from someone who has a cock hanging on his face"
That's definitely Elthon, the Aedirnian furry
Most idiotic comment against Evolution.
"I've been going to the same zoo for 25 years and I've never seen monkeys turn into people!"
"I've been going to the same zoo for 25 years and I've never seen monkeys turn into people!"
I'll raise ya one:
Most intelligent comment against Evolution: "I've been living in the same city for 25 years and I've never seen people turn smart!"
Well, Nilfgaard is an incurable disease, although a treatment called Radovid V The Stern has recently been developed, it might just work