The Joke Thread

[SigilFey]

Necromancers are just healers with bad timing.

I like this!

Paladins are just priests with anger management issues.

 

[quintivarium]

Bards are wizards who don’t need magic.

 

[SigilFey]

Druids are just rangers that never get enough exercise.

 

[The_Blacks]

Blackguards are fighters who like their job a little too much

 

[SigilFey]

A Thief / Mage is just a Skyrim stealth archer in disguise.

 

[MrGuyton]

Reminded of the one about the flagellant monk

Spoiler

He was a pain in the ass

 

[John_Russell]

Playing through the Next Gen update of Witcher 3 I can no longer play the game without thinking of this video from Viva La Dirt League

 

[Jesting-Jack]

I am the Horse Master! Neigh before me!

 

[LeKill3rFou]

 

[Jesting-Jack]

An arrow may have your name on it, but a fireball is addressed "To Whom It May Concern".

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Y'know what would be a good dermatologist name?
...Lance Boil.

 

[MartineDee]

The leading cause of divorce... ?
Marriage.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Fighter: I swear I will have my revenge for the death of my brother.
Elf: You have my bow.
Dwarf: And my axe.
Necromancer: And your brother.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

I have never apologized for anything, ever!
Sorry, but that's just the way I am.

 

[Iszdope]

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

 

[MrGuyton]

Why was the beach embarrassed?

Because the sea weed.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Savage!

 

[Jesting-Jack]

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
It's ok if you didn't get that, only a fraction will understand.

 

[Riven-Twain]

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

This sounds familiar. . . @Draconifors ?

 

[Draconifors]

This sounds familiar. . . @Draconifors ?

Very. It's almost like I watched a video that included that same joke, last week.