The Joke Thread

[SigilFey]

Chuck Norris didn't die, he allowed life to continue without him.

(I'm sure he would have laughed if he had heard it! We lost another good one.)

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he had no body to go with.

 

[SigilFey]

- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

www.youtube.com

 

[mgeo]

Q: Why does Geralt prefer dealing with monsters over contract negotiators in Velen?

A: Because when a fiend tries to rip your head off, it doesn't spend twenty minutes explaining why it can only pay you in expired discount vouchers for the local herbalist.

 

[EasyC]

good one

 

[SpookyFX]

AAAAAHHHHHH!!! ...all these dad jokes! You know when a joke is a dad joke?

When it is A-Parent !