An what did the aussie find? The aussie found they are losing against the Warriors, netball, tri nations and the Bled cup. Now I know why we have so many sheepCelticFusion said:
Lol I do admit we did get our arses handed to us in the tri-nations this year. Must admit I love kiwi's because you guys do have a sense of humour. Plus if the only insult us Aussies can find about kiwis are about sheep then I think you guys must be doing something right.wharekura said:An what did the aussie find? The aussie found they are losing against the Warriors, netball, tri nations and the Bled cup. Now I know why we have so many sheepwharekura said:
Kiwis? Oh, yes! Those lovely little, tasty fruitsCelticFusion said:Lol I do admit we did get our arses handed to us in the tri-nations this year. Must admit I love kiwi's because you guys do have a sense of humour. Plus if the only insult us Aussies can find about kiwis are about sheep then I think you guys must be doing something right.
Little, oval and hairy.... wait a minute...Right, you folk call them Chinese gooseberries, right? Upps... mixed up there :angel:No we call 'em Kiwi fruit but the Kiwi is also a bird, which is the national emblem for New Zealand, hence we call 'em Kiwi's.
lol. I see American English in there too by the way. Colonised.wharekura said:
Bugga - got me good.CelticFusion said:lol. I see American English in there too by the way. Colonised.CelticFusion said:
A man is staying in a hotel. On the sky scrapers roof is a bar which he decides to pay a visit to this very evening. Upon arriving there he is immediately besieged by a very inebriated man already standing at the bar.Drunk: "Listen, man! *hick* Listen, I bet you 50 bucks! 50 bucks say I can jump off that balcony over there *hick* fly three times around the hotel *hick* and land back on the balcony!"Man: "Come on now, mate. You're drunk, don't do anything stupid. You know that's utterly impossible."Drunk: "Oh yeah !? *hick* I'll show YOU!!!"The drunk walks up to the balcony fighting off the man and jumps down. To the man's surprise the drunk flies three times around the building and lands back on the balcony.Man: "That was bloody amazing! How did you do that!?"Drunk: "Come here. *hick* I tell you. Just drink a lot of this *hick* special whiskey and you can do it too."So the man drinks a lot of the special whiskey until he is barely able to stand, staggers up to the balcony and jumps - plunging into his own death.Seeing this the barkeep says: "Superman, you can be such an a**hole when you're drunk!"
So here is one that always sends me laughing So, the Pope dies and, surprisingly, goes to heaven.The Welcoming Commitee, a bunch of Angels with Harps and Trompets, essentially tell him that he can do whatever he wants.The Pope replies: "Well, I'd like to study the various versions of the Bible."So he sends the next eon or two learning all the necessary languages and as he finally is a master linguist, he goes to the library house that contains the bible versions.After about, hmm, half a eon, the Angels hear a loud shriek and a big thump.The Angel librarian rushes to the Pope and sees him lying on the floor, shaking and muttering:"They took out the R! They took out the R!"The Angel asks what happened, and the Pope looks at the Angel and answers:"It is supposed to say 'Celebrate'!"
So, the Pope dies and, surprisingly, goes to heaven.The Welcoming Commitee, a bunch of Angels with Harps and Trompets, essentially tell him that he can do whatever he wants.The Pope replies: "Well, I'd like to study the various versions of the Bible."So he sends the next eon or two learning all the necessary languages and as he finally is a master linguist, he goes to the library house that contains the bible versions.After about, hmm, half a eon, the Angels hear a loud shriek and a big thump.The Angel librarian rushes to the Pope and sees him lying on the floor, shaking and muttering:"They took out the R! They took out the R!"The Angel asks what happened, and the Pope looks at the Angel and answers:"It is supposed to say 'Celebrate'!"That is a good one. rofl.TheSilver said:So here is one that always sends me laughing
Old Vizima at 01 hours A.M. A hunchback and a cripple are drinking at New Naracort. After a while the hunchback steps out from the Inn for fresh air. He gets lost and ends up in Vizima Cemetery. He hear some steps coming to him, and suddenly someone is materializing in front of him. - Who are you? asked the drunken hunchback. -I'm the Devil. What do you have on your back? - A hump... -Give it to me ! Then the Devil disapears. The no longer hunchback is stretching up and heads to the inn. When he arrived , he starts to talk with the cripple telling him what's happened. Very excited, the cripple manage to reach the Cemetery. There, the Devil pops up and ask him: -What are you doing here? - I herd what happened to the hunchback and here I am.I need a leg... -I don't have any legs,but here, take this hump ! and he pops out.
A priest finds himself. in front of The Pearly Gates and Saint Peter ushers him in. and say's to him for all your hard work. this humble shack by the lake is for you. No sooner has Saint Peter finished talking. a cabbie is taken through the gates. to a Mansion on the hill.The Priest asks so why is the cabbie taken to a Mansion and I to a shack?Ah said Saint Peter when you give a sermon people sleep when he drives people pray