The Joke Thread

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A limerick:

12 + 144 + 20 + 3√4 + (5 x 11) = 9² + 0
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Waddya mean you don't get it? It's clearly:

A dozen a gross and a score
plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
plus five times eleven
is nine squared and not a bit more.
 
A limerick:
12 + 144 + 20 + 3√4 + (5 x 11) = 9² + 0
7

 
There's an old bull and a young bull, standing on a hill, overlooking their grazing herd. The young bull says to the old bull, with great enthusiasm, "let's run down there and F*** us a cow!" The old bull looks at the young bull after a few seconds and says, "why don't we walk down there a F** them all?!"
 
Two aerials met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The wedding was crap, but the reception was brilliant.
I read this very early in the morning and it took me a long while to figure out what the joke was. I was trying to see something in "on a roof" and "fell"... but then the actual joke hit me.
 
A limerick:

12 + 144 + 20 + 3√4 + (5 x 11) = 9² + 0
7

Waddya mean you don't get it? It's clearly:

A dozen a gross and a score
plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
plus five times eleven
is nine squared and not a bit more.

I'm... I'm honestly amazed.
 
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