Bloody awful bun there.
Here's an equally awful one:
What did the lawyer want with his drink?
Just ice
Once a snake bit Chuck Norris.
After three days of agonising pain, the snake died.
After three days of agonising pain, the snake died.
Chuck Norris died twenty years ago.
The grim reaper is still afraid to go tell him.
Chuck Norris memorized every word in the dictionary except weakness.
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
God created earth in seven days because Chuck Norris allowed him.
Chuck Norris was going to be a cameo in CP2077 but there was not enough disk space for his beard, CDPR is thankful that he decided to not be a part of the game cause cutting was not an option.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a mountain; we now have the Grand Canyon
There is no air in space because Chuck Norris breathed it all.
The grim reaper is still afraid to go tell him.
Chuck Norris memorized every word in the dictionary except weakness.
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
God created earth in seven days because Chuck Norris allowed him.
Chuck Norris was going to be a cameo in CP2077 but there was not enough disk space for his beard, CDPR is thankful that he decided to not be a part of the game cause cutting was not an option.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a mountain; we now have the Grand Canyon
There is no air in space because Chuck Norris breathed it all.
And yet, you forgot the funniest one: When Chuck Norris jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet; the water gets Chuck Norris.
"Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am Pagliacci.' Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains."
A guy goes to the doctor to complain about eye pain:
-Doc, whenever I drink my tea in the morning, I get this terrible pain in my left eye.
-Really? When you drink tea?
-Yes, what should I do?
-Hmm. Take the spoon out of the cup.
-Doc, whenever I drink my tea in the morning, I get this terrible pain in my left eye.
-Really? When you drink tea?
-Yes, what should I do?
-Hmm. Take the spoon out of the cup.
Two tomatoes walk across the road
First tomato screams: " Car! " *Splat*
The second tomato: " Where? " *Splat*
First tomato screams: " Car! " *Splat*
The second tomato: " Where? " *Splat*
Australian University Develops World's First Bionic Eye To Fully Restore Vision In Blind People
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well, well... kiroshi... mhm! Ol' Vick's got a soft spot for you, jaina.
Probably everybody knows this one already, but still sharing for who haven't seen it yet:
Probably everybody knows this one already, but still sharing for who haven't seen it yet:
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