Why is there 17 blondes outside the pub?
You need to be 18 to get in.
This is untasteful humor... if you dislike it donät read it.
A man is waiting outside a delivery room, The doctor rushes in holding his kid and tells him something amazing just happened.
What? the man asks
Your son can fly! said the doctor
The man asks how that is possible
The doctor say see for yourself and drops the kid on to the floor.
The man is shocked and asks why he did that.
The doctor grabs the child and says wait he needs more speed.
He throws the kid across the room in to a wall.
The man is terrified and asks what the hell the doctor is doing.
The doctor picks up the kid and opens the window
He just need more height!
He throws the kid out head first and the man rushes over as he sees his child plummet to the ground.
The man is furious and grabs the doctor by the neck and strangles him.
The doctor then says Calm down it was a joke!
A JOKE? the man yells?
Yes a joke,
Your son was actually stillborn.
Untasteful stuff eh