*sigh*, here goes
Whorson's freak show and Pavko Gale. *Perfectly balanced, as all things should be*
Players: Please nerf SY
CDPR: No, I don't think I will
Enraged Ifrit vs Regis: Bloodlust
Daniel, the cooler Daniel
CDPR: Releases HC
Me: *I don't want to play with you any more*
When Opening Card Kegs: I expected nothing, and yet I am disappointed
Every other Faction to ST after the NR rework: Pathetic
SY players: I fear no man but that thing, *Usurper* it scares me
NR after the rework: 'I'm still worthy!'
Can't Lose to SY
If you don't play at all
Me: Why can't I win with ST?
ST Golds: Because I am a potato
My friend who's new to gwent: I've been playing around with some decks and the Syndecate is my favo-
Ernie is prepared to do a hate crime