The Sex Scenes are really horrible

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I'm not overly enthusiastic about sex scenes but I agree that they are terrible. Witcher 3 scenes were way better. The thing I liked in Witcher 3 was how they set up those romance scenes with extensive questlines. In contrary, Meredith scene appear outta nowhere & end abruptly.
Also the scene with Panam in the tank was so cringey. Thankfully, it was a blurry mess. So I didn't see most of it.

It was really terrible. I mean, I'm not looking for VR relationship sim or fap worthy, but it was just...jarring and weird. To me it felt like I was 12 watching scrambled public access porn praying to see a nipple. Even worse was how it went straight in the piloting sequence after it.

I noticed so many people in this thread referencing the panam one, but no one talking about Judy's which I happened to find intimate and sweet, especially following the quest before it (and yes it was bit "janky," but that's first person sex scenes for you). Upon further reflection I see how that's not fair, because to me it's kinda saying that they swung for the fences with Judy and were kinda like "well, guys will like this....sure" with Panam.
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Don't make me laugh, early Dragon Age games and both ME2 - ME3 are nothing but dry humping scenes.

I'm trying really hard to reason that the person was thinking about the relationship building and not the sex scenes.
 
Wasn't impressed by this scenes, nor did I care about them. They are okay, comparing to similar media. At least characters are pretty, and not a nightmare fuel like that meme guy Abby from TLOU2.
 
ooooh yes now I remember thanks for that refresher (been a while since I payed attention to BioWare)

Same. I did a bit on the last forums they had - but after the BSN was shuttered and ME3 came out....that pretty much ended much of my online presence - it used to a damn fun place to hang out and chat with people.

I'm liking here though - despite the current... situation... there are some mighty fine awesome chooms on here that remind me a lot of the BSN.
 
I love how everyone is pointing out the Alt sex scene and it is the one scene that is NOT with your romance partner. Who cares about that scene?? LOL Oh yes, I forget the story is all about Johnny and not about V.

The camera was terrible and it was just not well done. The scenes could have been tasteful without being porn.
 
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The BioWare forums before the new BioWare forums but after the old BioWare forums...which are now all buried.
Oh, God. The BSN ...

 
While this thread is based on a point of personal preference I would still like some suggestions on how you feel the sex interactions could be improved?

Yeah, I think the game works MUCH better in FP than I thought it would. I was one of the ones very disappointed when I heard that was the direction they were going this time BUT, I think it works. However, FPP is not a good choice for this game as part of the intimate relationship moments. I find FPP to be pretty poor for this and more than a little 'awkward'.

3rd Person cinematic, even with forced perspective cut scenes, would have been a better story developing tool.

Also, I was thinking on this the other day...I've finished two play-throughs, one as each V (romanced Panam and Judy)...is the four letter "L" word ever even said during the entire game? I don't remember having an option to ever tell them that...and I don't recall them ever saying it to the character? If I am correct, isn't that ODD?
 
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Yeah, I think the game works MUCH better in FP than I thought it would. I was one of the ones very disappointed when I heard that was the direction they were going this time BUT, I think it works. However, FPP is not a good choice for this game as part of the intimate relationship moments. I find FPP to be pretty poor for this and more than a little 'awkward'.

3rd Person cinematic, even with forced perspective cut scenes, would have be a better story developing tool.

Also, I was thinking on this the other day...I've finished two play-throughs, one as each V (romanced Panam and Judy)...is the four letter "L" word ever even said during the entire game? I don't remember having an option to ever tell them that...and I don't recall them ever saying it to the character? If I am correct, isn't that ODD?
LOL I got to tell River don't fall in love. He says too late for that. It is pretty odd.
 
meredith stout is cool too but you see you 2 times when give you money chip and romance i like her why not side mission whit her
 
sex scenes in games are always hilarious to me, but with CP it was especially hilarious because of FPP
on the Johnny Silverhand sex scene with Alt I was laughing through it all while going "wtf is going on"
 
I must say, after my first accidently sex interaction with meredith stout, which shocked me because of the horrible cutscene, the tempo and the missing erotic - it was mechanical, the scene cuts were horrible - reminded me of a very cheap porno. The later sex scene with Johny Silverhand, were the same bad level, so i got in the time of the intercourse some coffee from the kitchen.
I refrained from other love storys. I know that CD Projekt can do it better (The Witcher for example). what do you think?
sry for my englisch i am german native speaker

Yeah its nothing special to say the least but does it really matter? Its such a miniscule part of the game, completely negligeble. Witcher did a good job and I do think the first person makes it harder to get right so got to agree.
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sex scenes in games are always hilarious to me, but with CP it was especially hilarious because of FPP
on the Johnny Silverhand sex scene with Alt I was laughing through it all while going "wtf is going on"

True but man does Alt have a fine ass. Whoowhee.
 
Don't make me laugh, early Dragon Age games and both ME2 - ME3 are nothing but dry humping scenes.

Dragon Age: Origins' scenes were terrible (people poked fun at them even then) but Mass Effect's are on the whole, much better than Cyberpunk 2077. Mass Effect generally does a decent job of making something that looks like it might be at home in a film.
 
Open letter to CDPR dev:

Just search "first person" in any porn sites and learn how to make a decent FPV sex scene (email me for the links if you've never visited a porn site).
 
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