The Wasteland... areas beyond the city

[Sardukhar]

..I hate you in new and amazing ways. Most of which involve inserting flaming burning elves into your orifices until you perish.

Also, carp don't swim upstream. You're thinking of salmon. C'mon. Get it right.

 

[braindancer12]

I want to be able to skate down sun-baked dunes with a cyber skateboard. It won't really feel Cyberpunk to me unless I can dune skate while those sand creatures from StarWars chase me as I'm spinning around and shit on my skateboard. Then I want to be able to launch into space as a protective force field envelopes my punk dude, and when I finally breach the earth's atmosphere, I want my skateboard to transform into a submarine thingie that plunges into the oceans depths where I discover a lonely blonde mermaid, and we make beautiful love and she has dozens of little carp that swim up stream and...

wow.......that probably the biggest shit i have ever read in this forum....

 

[wisdom000]

I want to be able to skate down sun-baked dunes with a cyber skateboard. It won't really feel Cyberpunk to me unless I can dune skate while those sand creatures from StarWars chase me as I'm spinning around and shit on my skateboard. Then I want to be able to launch into space as a protective force field envelopes my punk dude, and when I finally breach the earth's atmosphere, I want my skateboard to transform into a submarine thingie that plunges into the oceans depths where I discover a lonely blonde mermaid, and we make beautiful love and she has dozens of little carp that swim up stream and...

What?

I.... loathe ...... you,......

I loathe you so very much I want to weld dogs to your face....

 

[dragonbird]

I.... loathe ...... you,......

I loathe you so very much I want to weld dogs to your face....

Any suggestions of cruelty to dogs is TOTALLY against forum rules, so could you rethink this please?

 

[wisdom000]

Any suggestions of cruelty to dogs is TOTALLY against forum rules, so could you rethink this please?

I didn't say the dogs would be live when I did it...

 

[braindancer12]

I didn't say the dogs would be live when I did it...

.....i am not sure if this answer is stupid or awesome...

 

[blank_redge]

I want to be able to skate down sun-baked dunes with a cyber skateboard. It won't really feel Cyberpunk to me unless I can dune skate while those sand creatures from StarWars chase me as I'm spinning around and shit on my skateboard. Then I want to be able to launch into space as a protective force field envelopes my punk dude, and when I finally breach the earth's atmosphere, I want my skateboard to transform into a submarine thingie that plunges into the oceans depths where I discover a lonely blonde mermaid, and we make beautiful love and she has dozens of little carp that swim up stream and...

I'll take "How do you give Wisdom an aneurysm?" for 400, Alex.

 

[Sardukhar]

http://www.comicvine.com/dogwelder/4005-12152/

DOGWELDER.

A great character in a great series. He even passed Marvel and the CCA, pretty censorious bodies.

Lighten up, Dragon. Plus, we regularly talk horrible things done to human beings. Dogs don't get a pass. You think a cyberhound wanted to be modified to kill on command? No.

Plus, I want to weld dogs to his face now, too. Also goats, cause they'll eat anything. Even Slim.

 

[wisdom000]

http://www.comicvine.com/dogwelder/4005-12152/

DOGWELDER.

A great character in a great series. He even passed Marvel and the CCA, pretty censorious bodies.

Lighten up, Dragon. Plus, we regularly talk horrible things done to human beings. Dogs don't get a pass. You think a cyberhound wanted to be modified to kill on command? No.

Plus, I want to weld dogs to his face now, too. Also goats, cause they'll eat anything. Even Slim.

Yes, he was great.... perhaps the greatest super hero ever...

however he was DC not Marvel, and the book was not released under the comics code... in fact really, no comics these days are..

Not sure it would even be possible for Garth Ennis to write something that would be approved under the Comics Code Authority...

 

[Sardukhar]

Ah, good point. DC not Marvel. Was Hitman not CCA? You know, I read 'em all, and I thought they were general access. Ah, well. My apologies for the error. In my defense, the CCA isn't hardly used anymore, so you can buy some amazing things right on the shelves. Like Garth Ennis' "Crossed" , which was crazy sick.

Also, did you JUST CORRECT ME while I was defending you? Really? Reaaaaalllly? We gotta do something about that OCD thing of yours....

 

[blank_redge]

I was partial to Bueno Excellente m'self. Heh.

 

[wisdom000]

added to forum guide

 

[Sardukhar]

added to forum guide

Oh, good. I was worried there.

 

[blank_redge]

Oh, good. I was worried there.

WERE you, Sard?? Were you??

I mean... I just... it just feels like you're phoning it in nowadays. Ever since the "incident" with the fishmonger and the first mate of the SS Winnifred, it feels like you've been drifiting away from us...

 

[Sardukhar]

I have to explain - work has been busy recently. I've been unable to muster my usual disdain and trademark smirk at the peeetifoool antics I see around me. Sad, I know. That and Dragon keeps swooping in and...not being full of fiery rage.

Pretty sure it's a trap.

 

[chriswebb2020.736]

You brought it on yourself...

 

[wisdom000]

 

[chriswebb2020.736]

So, Mad Max, basically?

Here's how I see a Merc outfit going about an OP in the the wasteland:

 

[wisdom000]

While a small abandoned town out in the wasteland wouldn't be bad... I would rather have most of it be just empty wasteland, with smaller nomad and raider camps scattered throughout...

So yeah, outside the city.... Mad Max/Road Warrior/Thunderdome...



Wheels On Fire, Stryker, She, Battletruck, Neon City, Circuitry Man, etc.....

 

[Sardukhar]

Hmm. So, here's a possible map for GTA V, as a point about wastelands/outside city space investment.

This MAY OR MAY NOT be accurate, but isn't considered totally unreasonable, given previous GTA wilderness for San Andreas.

Thoughts?