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The Witcher: A Temerian Story - an all new Musical Coming to the House of Duchess Theatre

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complistic

Senior user
#41
Apr 1, 2012
lol could have done with a little video like last year but this is still lulzy.
 
yayodeanno.831

yayodeanno.831

Forum veteran
#42
Apr 1, 2012
@Secondchildren
lol, if it was more like Sweeney-Witcher-Todd I'd go see it immediately :)
 
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Corylea.723

Ex-moderator
#43
Apr 1, 2012
Love it! So obviously silly that even the new XBox players, who haven't seen your previous April Fool's Day jokes, will know it's a joke, but still in keeping with your usual themes. ;)

"All I want is a witcher somewhere
Far away from Fiona Findabair
And one enormous ..." well, BED actually, but the lyrics seem to call for a chair. ;)


And Masos, nice of you to log in on a Sunday so as to post this. Extra vodka for Masos!


Complistic said:
lol could have done with a little video like last year but this is still lulzy.
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They DID just ship a game a day or two ago; I imagine the folks at CDPR are pretty damned tired right about now.
 
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Dona.794

Forum veteran
#44
Apr 1, 2012
Corylea said:
And MM360, nice of you to log in on a Sunday so as to post this. Extra vodka for Marcin!
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You mean Masos?
 
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masos

Rookie
#45
Apr 1, 2012
Dona said:
You mean Masos?
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Thanks Dona!
I'll drink it with MM360 when the 4oo ottles come here.
 
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Corylea.723

Ex-moderator
#46
Apr 1, 2012
Masos said:
I'll drink it with MM360 when the 4oo ottles come here.
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Judging by your spelling, it looks like you've had some already. ;)
 
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GuyNwah

Ex-moderator
#47
Apr 2, 2012
Corylea said:
Judging by your spelling, it looks like you've had some already. ;)
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Maybe he's just using a really old keyboard.*

Anyway, at the risk of indirect spoilers,

Prologue:
"A Puzzlement", King Foltest
"There's a Boat That's Leaving Soon", Vernon Roche

Act I:
"Nothung, Nothung, neidliches Schwert"**, Geralt
"Everything's Up to Date in Vergen City", Zoltan Chivay
"With Cat-Like Tread", Vernon Roche and Blue Stripes chorus

Act II:
"A More Humane Mikado", King Henselt
"Empty Chairs at Empty Tables", Iorveth

Act III:
"Haha! da hätte mein Lied was Liebes erblasen"**, Sile de Tansarville, horn solo; Saesenthessis, Geralt

Epilogue:
"I Feel Pretty", Vernon Roche (in Redanian colors)
"There But for You Go I", Geralt (Finale)

*Some old typewriters don't have a zero key; you typed capital O for zero, and typing a lowercase o was a common mistake. My father learned on such a typewriter and demanded we do the same.

**A virtual Schinner for anyone who gets the Wagner references.
 
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dragonbird

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#48
Apr 2, 2012
GuyN said:
Maybe he's just using a really old keyboard.*

Anyway, at the risk of indirect spoilers,

Prologue:
"A Puzzlement", King Foltest
"There's a Boat That's Leaving Soon", Vernon Roche

Act I:
"Nothung, Nothung, neidliches Schwert"**, Geralt
"Everything's Up to Date in Vergen City", Zoltan Chivay
"With Cat-Like Tread", Vernon Roche and Blue Stripes chorus

Act II:
"A More Humane Mikado", King Henselt
"Empty Chairs at Empty Tables", Iorveth

Act III:
"Haha! da hätte mein Lied was Liebes erblasen"**, Sile de Tansarville, horn solo; Saesenthessis, Geralt

Epilogue:
"I Feel Pretty", Vernon Roche (in Redanian colors)
"There But for You Go I", Geralt (Finale)

*Some old typewriters don't have a zero key; you typed capital O for zero, and typing a lowercase o was a common mistake. My father learned on such a typewriter and demanded we do the same.

**A virtual Schinner for anyone who gets the Wagner references.
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Crafting a sword. Schinner please (for another Ring fan).
(I guess "Having a short craftsman make a sword for you" is even closer)

You have forgotten the obvious one.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OfuwfxFAKc[/media]
 
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GuyNwah

Ex-moderator
#49
Apr 2, 2012
dragonbird said:
Crafting a sword. Schinner please (for another Ring fan).
(I guess "Having a short craftsman make a sword for you" is even closer)

You have forgotten the obvious one.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OfuwfxFAKc[/media]
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Oh how could I. (facepalm)

Will a Schinner Braunbier do?

 
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dragonbird

Ex-moderator
#50
Apr 2, 2012
GuyN said:
Oh how could I. (facepalm)

Will a Schinner Braunbier do?
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Ahhh, that will do nicely, thanks. I was wondering what a Schinner was. I'm glad I didn't make a terrible mistake in asking for one.
 
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masos

Rookie
#51
Apr 2, 2012
Corylea said:
Judging by your spelling, it looks like you've had some already. ;)
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Just writing on a tablet... Tou don't anwt th se emy derunk spellibg
 
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secondchildren

Forum veteran
#52
Apr 2, 2012
Masos said:
Just writing on a tablet... Tou don't anwt th se emy derunk spellibg
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:confused:



Ahh! It's a puzzle! mumble mumble.....
 
yayodeanno.831

yayodeanno.831

Forum veteran
#53
Apr 2, 2012
OT
Assassin's Creed april fools ad was funny too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NufHsmITjM&feature=player_embedded
 
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masos

Rookie
#54
Apr 2, 2012
secondchildren said:
:confused:



Ahh! It's a puzzle! mumble mumble.....
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"You don't want to see my drunk spelling"
 
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dragonbird

Ex-moderator
#55
Apr 2, 2012
yayodeanno said:
OT
Assassin's Creed april fools ad was funny too
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Ooohhhh, that was good!
(Sorry, Masos, but I think they beat you this year.)
 

Guest 3089984

Guest
#56
Apr 4, 2012
Ah man...Great April Fools, ya'll. I really would have liked to see this on stage though. Grin. The way some stage productions already are, it could be as racy as you wanted...Nudge, nudge...wink, wink...
 
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