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[KingHochmeister]

...and instead of Sardukhar I read Sajuuk Khar.....

At least better than what I hear in my head

 

[Alan989]

Hm...I guess it wasn't enough for my brain to read Rep's posts with a lisp.Now I read Guy's posts with a Dunmer voice and a scotish accent.

...and instead of Sardukhar I read Sajuuk Khar....The next step would probably to be to call Dragonbird Cockatrice and Sidspyker Ockhamsrazor.

Someone needs to lay off the Skyrim methinks! :harhar:

 

[Mefris]

Stop judging me AL.It happend one time....

In my defense the lady said it was called [sub]Moon[/sub] Sugar...

 

[Sephira]

At least better than what I hear in my head

I'm laughing more than I should.

 

[Alan989]

Stop judging me AL.It happend one time....

In my defense the lady said it was called [SUB]Moon[/SUB] Sugar...

You call it SUGAR, I call it DRUGS!!! :harhar:

 

[KingHochmeister]

Stop judging me AL.It happend one time....

In my defense the lady said it was called [sub]Moon[/sub] Sugar...

Who doesn't know that moon sugar makes skooma? You lie ...

 

[Sephira]

@Guy N'wah and @Sardukhar, your costumes are great! Especially Guy's one, amazing! :thumbsup:

 

[Mefris]

You call it SUGAR, I call it DRUGS!!! :harhar:

Uhm..well...y...you call it DRUGS ,I call it RUGS......d

Spoiler

What....

Who doesn't know that moon sugar makes skooma? You lie ...

I never lie sir!You ask who doesn't know??Honorable-innocent-working men and women of the Empire like myself that don't spend their time with filthy criminals.

[sub]Unlike some people in this horrible establishment...[/sub]

 

[Glaroug.531]

Girls think boobs are hard, but they know nothing of the beard struggle. Why cruel world?!

 

[StaGiors]

Girls think boobs are hard, but they know nothing of the beard struggle. Why cruel world?!

Hang in there man! Is there any hope at all? Even a goatee?

 

[Alan989]

Girls think boobs are hard, but they know nothing of the beard struggle. Why cruel world?!

I can grow a beard alright, but it never looks good.

 

[EliHarel]

Better not have enough hair than have too much like me.

 

[ReptilePZ]

Better not have enough hair than have too much like me.

Blasphemy! And in the Hairy Bear, too! Have you no shame?

 

[StaGiors]

Better not have enough hair than have too much like me.

There is no such thing as "too much hair".

Spoiler

Back hair not included.

 

[Sephira]

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[ReptilePZ]

Synvael gets it.

 

[PrincessCiri]

I hate beards so much men are definitely better without them

a bit of face fluff is okay but too much and it's scary

 

[ReptilePZ]

Without a thick beard, how are we even supposed to store snacks for later?

 

[StaGiors]

I hate beards so much men are definitely better without them

a bit of face fluff is okay but too much and it's scary

You.. heartless creature. How can you kill a beard when it is young? It's worse than killing a baby.

A beard should be worn long and proud. And sometimes messy, stringy and full of pasta sauce. There's nothing manlier than that. Or more beautiful.

Brings tears to my eyes.

Spoiler

 

[Briella]

men are definitely better without them

No way! Men with no hair are not real men!