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[wichat]

You must not let the good weather guide your steps.

 

[Unkindled]

I've just got my new glasses and here they are. If anyone laughs, I WILL FIND THEM!

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Dude I should kick your ass, the way you talk about yourself gave me the idea of something completely different from what you actually look like. From what I can see of you, you look just fine to me.

 

[Damariel]

If Warcraft 4 is announced, I will lose my shit.

WWWWWHATT?!

 

[PrincessCiri]

Most impressive. Are you sure you don't want that water bucket alarm?

I would rather find some alternative method to wake me up.... like being made breakfast by a ridiculously handsome man

You say it like it's a bad thing.

I missed an entire day that could have been spent playing video games :'(

 

[SerieLis]

I would rather find some alternative method to wake me up.... like being made breakfast by a ridiculously handsome man



I missed an entire day that could have been spent playing video games :'(

That could be done

 

[PrincessCiri]

That could be done

Oh? Do you know one? Is he willing to work for free?

 

[SerieLis]

Oh? Do you know one? Is he willing to work for free?

Payment can come in many ways...

 

[PrincessCiri]

 

[shinobi2u]

He obviously means that he wants payment in the form of you telling him jokes and being around your sparkling personality while he slaves away for you.

 

[Cs__sz__r]

I would rather find some alternative method to wake me up.... like being made breakfast by a ridiculously handsome man



I missed an entire day that could have been spent playing video games :'(

An entire sleep day is a good battery charge.

Also I make a killer breakfast, but only for cash. Pounds are preferable for payment.


Edit: Tell you what, I'll make a deal. Get me to England and I'll do it for free.

 

[SerieLis]

So....the time has come...

Anyone wants a hug?

 

[ReptilePZ]

I would rather find some alternative method to wake me up.... like being made breakfast by a ridiculously handsome man

Beggars can't be choosers.

 

[Damariel]

Beggars and Students

 

[eskiMoe]

Anyone have a save games from The Witcher 1? Need one from the beginning of Chapter 5.

 

[ReptilePZ]

Anyone have a save games from The Witcher 1? Need one from the beginning of Chapter 5.

Here you go: http://www.mediafire.com/download/rc03lzn3axt6kqo/BeginningAct5.zip

Taken from @Corylea 's saved games bank.

 

[Sana_mia]

I would rather find some alternative method to wake me up.... like being made breakfast by a ridiculously handsome man

Tried that once, he ended up sleeping longer than I did and wanted me to make breakfast.

Settled for normally handsome but makes breakfast, goes shopping and does the dishes. Way better than ridiculously handsome.

 

[Cs__sz__r]

Beggars can't be choosers.

Actually that's bullshit.

 

[ReptilePZ]

I've had a weird streak of people taking my posts seriously today. Very strange.

Anyway, g'night, everyone.

 

[PrincessCiri]

Beggars can't be choosers.

I'm sure there are plenty of people willing to make me breakfast for free!

Tried that once, he ended up sleeping longer than I did and wanted me to make breakfast.

Settled for normally handsome but makes breakfast, goes shopping and does the dishes. Way better than ridiculously handsome.

Why not both?

 

[Cs__sz__r]

I've had a weird streak of people taking my posts seriously today. Very strange.

Anyway, g'night, everyone.

That is odd, but a perfect segway to... STORY TIME!

Stoned and hungry high school Chris goes to McDonalds to fill the void. Homeless dude right near asks if I'm going there and also asks if I'll get him a Big Mac. See stoner Chris was a very generous guy and agreed. Now I was eating off the dollar menu and if I was that guy was not getting a Big Mac(gross anyway) so I got an extra mcdouble. Drop off to him and on my way I hear a thud and look back to see a cheeseburger on my back window followed by, " I asked for a goddamned Big Mac you piece of shit!"

So they can be choosers.

I'm sure there are plenty of people willing to make me breakfast for free!



Why not both?

Do I detect a sense of vanity?

Also the less handsome man will probably get jealous which will end in a fight to see who the alpha male is.