Oops you caught me.
I was actually referring to having a ridiculously handsome man who still manages to make breakfast, do shopping and the dishes, rather than having two different men.
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Give me a decade and I can find a human version, so I'm afraid I'll have to pass on your offer
A ridiculously handsome man who still manages to make breakfast, do shopping and the dishes.
You don't need a decade to find such a man.Just google *your area* plus *butler* and voilà!Give me a decade and I can find a human version, so I'm afraid I'll have to pass on your offer
Hello everyone,
it's been some time since I last visited you and wrote something here, so just wanted to stop by and say hi again Have a nice weekeng and all!
it's been some time since I last visited you and wrote something here, so just wanted to stop by and say hi again
Have a nice weekeng and all!Student's log, day 8 of No Shave November.
Left the house today. The sun, it hurt my eyes. I hissed at it and a few bystanders, then hid behind some rocks until the danger passed.
There's an itch in my neck. The Beard is challenging my endurance. It wants to break me. I can hear it whispering.
I won't break. The only razor I shall use is to skin the deer I hunted earlier. T'was a good hunt.
There's a job interview next week. It is a test of faith. The heretics in their suits and well-washed hair will look and judge and wrinkle their noses, but I will not bend to their old-ways and judgment. The Beard shall live on.
Left the house today. The sun, it hurt my eyes. I hissed at it and a few bystanders, then hid behind some rocks until the danger passed.
There's an itch in my neck. The Beard is challenging my endurance. It wants to break me. I can hear it whispering.
I won't break. The only razor I shall use is to skin the deer I hunted earlier. T'was a good hunt.
There's a job interview next week. It is a test of faith. The heretics in their suits and well-washed hair will look and judge and wrinkle their noses, but I will not bend to their old-ways and judgment. The Beard shall live on.
You surely wake up (even it were just by the smell of singed) but getting out of bed... well, that's another story.
Hmmm, what was that? Couldn't hear you over the sound of my electric razor.
So you like my friend...who never shaved and now looks like Bin Laden...
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Wow i'm dumb...Nah, last time I checked she looked just fine.
What do you mean? Bin Laden didn't look fine?Nah, last time I checked she looked just fine.
Pshh.
Easy to understand you like bearded looks. It's hard to be in love with a shaved bear....Nah, last time I checked she looked just fine.
View attachment 7338Easy to understand you like beared looks. It's hard to be in love with a shaved bear....
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Had to be doneI think I possibly saw what you did there..
Yep, good thing I'm not a bear then!Easy to understand you like bearded looks. It's hard to be in love with a shaved bear....
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