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[Alan989]

Walk away from the situation.

I always was shit around women...

 

[wichat]

I always was shit around women...

too much fiber in your diet, a little bit of sugar wouldn't be a bad idea..

 

[Alan989]

too much fiber in your diet, a little bit of sugar wouldn't be a bad idea..

:rly?:

 

[eskiMoe]

I don't want realism I want cuddles from Iorveth

Nobody wants cuddles from Lehto :-

 

[PrincessCiri]

Nobody wants cuddles from Lehto :-

He looks like his cuddles would crush you to death

 

[Alan989]

He looks like his cuddles would crush you to death

More like break you in half

 

[KingHochmeister]

And besides, this guy is the most bro character that I have seen in a game, he deserves a bro hug.

 

[Cs__sz__r]

I always was shit around women...

Alright class is in session then. Everybody shut up, sit down, and let Professor Fuck teach you to act around women.

 

[KingHochmeister]

Alright class is in session then. Everybody shut up, sit down, and let Professor Fuck teach you to act around women.

Professor Fuck? You mean Mr. Lester the Molester?

 

[eskiMoe]

He looks like his cuddles would crush you to death

Yeah but Iorweth is all "bloede dh'oine" yada yada, so his cuddles might involve some stabbing with a dagger...

Alright class is in session then. Everybody shut up, sit down, and let Professor Fuck teach you to act around women.

 

[Alan989]

Yeah but Iorweth is all "bloede dh'oine" yada yada, so his cuddles might involve some stabbing with a dagger...

Yeah that's what I was trying to say to her.

 

[PrincessCiri]

I'm sure even Iorveth could resist stabbing humans for a pretty girl :wub:

 

[wichat]

I'm sure even Iorveth could resist stabbing humans for a pretty girl :wub:

Yes, he did it for Saskia...


Wait...

She's a Dragon

 

[PrincessCiri]

Yes, he did it for Saskia...


Wait...

She's a Dragon

I can make a pretty awesome dragon cookie.... i wonder if that would count?

 

[wichat]

I don't want to be cruel nor harm your feelings so... I won't answer to that. Sorry :/

 

[eskiMoe]

I just realized I spelled Iorveth with a 'w'.

I'll see myself out..

 

[Cs__sz__r]

Professor Fuck? You mean Mr. Lester the Molester?

Nope, it's absolutely Prof. Fuck.

Yeah but Iorweth is all "bloede dh'oine" yada yada, so his cuddles might involve some stabbing with a dagger...

Alright then.

Step 1. Grow long hair. Midlife crisis age length also works.

Step 2. Sarcasm. Not just any but my brand of it.

Step 3. Be a whole mix of emotions and personalities. Best if your just born fucked up that way.

And that's how you act around women.

 

[PrincessCiri]

Nope, it's absolutely Prof. Fuck.





Alright then.

Step 1. Grow long hair. Midlife crisis age length also works.

Step 2. Sarcasm. Not just any but my brand of it.

Step 3. Be a whole mix of emotions and personalities. Best if your just born fucked up that way.

And that's how you act around women.

Also buy them a pony. Every woman you see. Buy her a pony. Now.

 

[Cs__sz__r]

Also buy them a pony. Every woman you see. Buy her a pony. Now.

Do I look like I ooze money?

And I'm going to redact the dirty joke I just had.

 

[Mataresa]

Isn't it enough that so many women are looking for their prince, now it is fantasy elf leader of indipendence/terrorist organizations too? No wonder they are never satisfied with us real men, when they live in such a dream world. That is why they keep nagging. ^^