Welcome to The Hairy Bear: The Witcher Off-Topic [Archived]

[volsung]

Oh Al, your biggest mistake was insisting on something she told you she didn't want. In this case, objectivity.

You should have said something like: sure Iorveth is handsome, but he also despises humans, which you are. Instead, I love all humans and have never stabbed anyone in the back. I can play more than just the flute and in fact I wrote this song for you. Did I mention I have two working eyes?

See? Become part of that fantasy!

 

[PrincessCiri]

Isn't it enough that so many women are looking for their prince, now it is fantasy elf leader of indipendence/terrorist organizations too? No wonder they are never satisfied with us real men, when they live in such a dream world. That is why they keep nagging. ^^

From looking at your post, I can tell you women aren't the problem here.

 

[Briella]

No wonder they are never satisfied with us real men, when they live in such a dream world. That is why they keep nagging. ^^

/slap

 

[Mataresa]

Haha, you took that seriously. ^^ Problems of the written word I guess...

 

[Briella]

@Mataresa Nah, don't worry, I did not
Besides, I am too used to the "women belong in the kitchen" kind of stuff to get upset.

 

[Alan989]

Welcome back to Hairy Bear TV! If you are just joining us, a verbal fight has broken out between the male and female members of this great establishment. Let's go live back to the action...





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[Mataresa]

@Brielle To be honest, I love cooking for or with others, so if anything, we both belong in the kitchen, cause food is great.

 

[PrincessCiri]

Does this mean I can get my duelling sword out again?

 

[Mataresa]

If you can live with the consequences. ^^

 

[Briella]

@Mataresa Good, good!

 

[Alan989]

Does this mean I can get my duelling sword out again?

Yeah, just make sure there's a cork on the point.

 

[Sephira]

Besides, I am too used to the "women belong in the kitchen" kind of stuff to get upset.

Yeah, me too, a friend of mine sent me this pic long time ago... I burst out laughing.

 

[Mataresa]

What I read:

Yeah, just make sure there's a cock on the point.

My mind...

 

[Alan989]

What I read:

My mind...

You need to run some cold, soapy water through your brain mate!

 

[Briella]

@Synvael Ahahah. Nailed it

 

[Mataresa]

Reminds me of bad women-kitchen jokes. Can someone give me some bad mens jokes though?

 

[Briella]

@Mataresa

 

[Kinley]

Ouch.

 

[Alan989]

Hey! I don't do that...at least, I don't think I have...?

 

[Sephira]

Why with tears? (I will decide if I want it when you will answer)

...

Spoiler

that delay

I only retain history, weird shit, and mean things I've said.

How cute.

:wat: