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@Mataresa Nah, don't worry, I did not :p
Besides, I am too used to the "women belong in the kitchen" kind of stuff to get upset.

Women who belong in the kitchen have knives and know how to use them.

 
Damn, I dreamt last night, that CD Project released a preview/demo for us forum members in February to get a first impression. It was epic! It had everything we could wish for. You started in a camp built from tents and wodden shacks on a mountain side and there were plenty of NPCs to talk with. When you looted the chest in one of the tents the woman, whom it belonged to, would walk up to you and tell you, that you shouldn't just take peoples stuff without asking, but in this case, she doesn't need the book anymore, so you can take it, but please don't just take stuff. Then after you left the camp and wanted to cross a bridge, you would be held up by a big brute, who wanted to extort some money from you. Guess he didn't realize, whom he was talking to. On the other side Triss waited for you to travel on.
All the forumites were so excited and even though it was just a very short demo, we played and discussed it without end, everyone soaking it in as much as they could.
Damn why did I have to wake up!
 
Reminds me of bad women-kitchen jokes. Can someone give me some bad mens jokes though? :)

You've asked it for



At the stove a man tries to fry an egg. Beside his wife watches him intently. Before the egg drops into the pan she begins to correct him:
"Careful, you drop it from a great height."
"Oil Was not too hot, not going to work out."
"The fire is very strong"

The man breathes deeply and continues in his attempt

"DON'T LEAVE THE YOLK BE COOKED !!!"
"The fire is too loose"
" Watch! !, the pan is not properly centered."

The man, a little nervous glances at his wife and grits his teeth

"The edges are are scorching"
"And what about the salt?"
"What Disaster fried egg!"

Finally the man no longer supports his wife's comments and exploits:

- How do you want me to fry an egg well if you keep criticizing me?

The woman looks at him smiling silently and then answers:

- How do you want me to drive well if you do not stop criticizing me?
 
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Probably because someone threw a bucket of water over you?
Anyway, new rule. If you talk about the Witcher games in the Bear, you have to drink six pints of beer. We get to choose the brand. :devil:

But that is mean, as I don't drink, then I can never break that rule. :(
 
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