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shinobi2u

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#23,941
Jan 12, 2015
wichat said:
Drinking is a good way for ending sleeping with your enemy

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What's wrong with that? At least it lowers the tension between you. :p
 
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wichat

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Jan 12, 2015
shinobi2u said:
What's wrong with that? At least it lowers the tension between you. :p
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Agree. But first step and last step are the hardest to do
 
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sidspyker

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#23,943
Jan 12, 2015
I'll just leave this here...

[video=youtube;sDCaw-kQQ1Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDCaw-kQQ1Q[/video]
 
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ReptilePZ

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#23,944
Jan 12, 2015
The things vodka'll make you do...
 
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wichat

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#23,945
Jan 12, 2015
ReptilePZ said:
The things vodka'll make you do...
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No vodka here. Her bottom finds twice the same hole in less than a minute
 
TemerianGirl

TemerianGirl

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Jan 12, 2015
sidspyker said:
I'll just leave this here...
[video=youtube;sDCaw-kQQ1Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDCaw-kQQ1Q[/video]
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ReptilePZ

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Jan 12, 2015
wichat said:
Her bottom finds twice the same hole in less than a minute
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Exactly why I think vodka has to be involved.
 
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GuyNwah

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#23,948
Jan 12, 2015
sidspyker said:
I'll just leave this here...

[video=youtube;sDCaw-kQQ1Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDCaw-kQQ1Q[/video]
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"In Soviet Russia, laundry basket carries you." (insert obligatory apology for Russian Reversal joke)
 
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wichat

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Jan 12, 2015
Do you know what kind of incredible aim you must to have to hit a target so tight? TWICE? When one's drunk the hardest part is putting it in!

No vodka, no way, she cannot be so lucky, drunk and targeting twice the same hole... nah!
 
ReptilePZ

ReptilePZ

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#23,950
Jan 12, 2015
wichat said:
Do you know what kind of incredible aim you must to have to hit a target so tight? TWICE? When one's drunk the hardest part is putting it in!

No vodka, no way, she cannot be so lucky, drunk and targeting twice the same hole... nah!
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Yes, but it's not a hole she wanted to be inside - standard vodka conseqences.
 
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shinobi2u

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#23,951
Jan 12, 2015
wichat said:
Do you know what kind of incredible aim you must to have to hit a target so tight? TWICE? When one's drunk the hardest part is putting it in!

No vodka, no way, she cannot be so lucky, drunk and targeting twice the same hole... nah!
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Just reading that without thinking about the context is....well, I'm surprised at Rep's restraint.
 
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ReptilePZ

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Jan 12, 2015
shinobi2u said:
I'm surprised at Rep's restraint.
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I try.
 
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TemerianGirl

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Jan 12, 2015
Too many vodka.

 
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wichat

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#23,954
Jan 12, 2015
shinobi2u said:
Just reading that without thinking about the context is....well, I'm surprised at Rep's restraint.
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No!!I...I never.... Oh!




ReptilePZ said:
I try.
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Smart boy

...or fool.... I'm confuse right now
 
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ReptilePZ

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#23,955
Jan 12, 2015
wichat said:
Smart boy

...or fool.... I'm confuse right now
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I'd suggest a poll, but I already know what people would pick...
 
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TemerianGirl

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Jan 12, 2015
ReptilePZ said:
I'd suggest a poll, but I already know what people would pick...
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Nose? :huh:
 
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ReptilePZ

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Jan 12, 2015
Валькирия said:
Nose? :huh:
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wichat

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Jan 12, 2015
ReptilePZ said:
I'd suggest a poll, but I already know what people would pick...
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Oh-oh...! I've seen how you pet the banned button..

 
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Kinley

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Jan 13, 2015


[cries internally]
 
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TemerianGirl

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Jan 13, 2015
Kinley said:

[cries internally]
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