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[TemerianGirl]

That succubus can suck my... ahem, male energy as much as she wants, as far as I'm concerned.

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[Eddard20]

Well then, no more chocolate, going to eat some strawberries.

Share some with us, if you would be so kind! hehe
I've still got a long wait before I could buy some.

 

[Blothulfur]

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Never had owt happen to me hips, but cramp in calves is a bloody killer. Mid thrust your frozen with a snarl on your face, your calf muscles in agony and lass below you saying, "You're really enjoying this aren't you?" One of them ridiculous bits that they never show in love scenes on movies, still funny as hell afterwards.

 

[atc.710]

Hip cramps?
You just need some passion(fruit)

 

[volsung]

Never had owt happen to me hips, but cramp in calves is a bloody killer. Mid thrust your frozen with a snarl on your face, your calf muscles in agony and lass below you saying, "You're really enjoying this aren't you?" One of them ridiculous bits that they never show in love scenes on movies, still funny as hell afterwards.

When I put a lot of energy into it my thighs get kinda sore and exhausted afterwards. Good workout really.

For funny and realistic sex scenes you should watch Californication, might as well be called the Sex Files as the main character is played by David Duchovny.

 

[Blothulfur]

I like Duchovny, always thought he was a bit underused in X Files, i'll watch out for that.

Just reading about it, has Natascha McElhone in apparently, i'm in like bloody Flynn.

 

[wichat]

Passion fruit? Then the men who gave me his banana to eat when I had cramps were lying to me?

 

[shinobi2u]

Passion fruit? Then the men who gave me his banana to eat when I had cramps were lying to me?

Let the innuendos begin!

 

[wichat]

Let the innuendos begin!

What? Why?


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Never mind, everybody, I can see female humor about her secx is not easy to assume yet. Won't make no more, don't wanna offend non-readysensibilities Male sexual jokes are easier to understand

 

[Alan989]

Are we going around in circles again? :lol:

 

[ReptilePZ]

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Passion fruit? Then the men who gave me his banana to eat when I had cramps were lying to me?

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What? Why?


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Never mind, everybody, I can see female hmor about her sec is not easy to assume yet. Won't make no more, don't wanna offend non-readysensibilities Male seual jokes are easier to understand

 

[Dona.794]

Oh, it's Friday night, party on!

 

[Sephira]

How do you ... Last strawberries I saw were mouldy all over. And I was soo happy to get to eat some unhealthy red looking strawberries in January!

Share some with us, if you would be so kind! hehe
I've still got a long wait before I could buy some.

I'm afraid to tell you... that I was joking.

Last time I had strawberries I was eating a cake.

 

[dragonbird]

The last time I had fresh strawberries was on Wednesday. With "cookies and cream" ice cream. They were really good - big, luscious, perfect ripeness.

Mmmmm... I think I'll get some more tomorrow. They're pretty cheap at the moment.

 

[wichat]

No

 

[Sephira]

The last time I had fresh strawberries was on Wednesday. With "cookies and cream" ice cream. They were really good - big, luscious, perfect ripeness.

Mmmmm... I think I'll get some more tomorrow. They're pretty cheap at the moment.

 

[ReptilePZ]

Oh, it's Friday night, party on!

 

[wichat]

sight spamming without cats good vibrations

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There's a hole and finger play but not sexual implications.

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I'm happy when I cannot read your mind

 

[Eddard20]

I'm afraid to tell you... that I was joking.

 

[Kinley]

Oh, it's Friday night, party on!

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