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[eskiMoe]

I've been wondering what happened to Bloth as well.

And agreed, I miss him. :-

 

[Wolfsblvt]

Question of my life.
Can I really manage to not play The Witcher 3 for one month?

 

[Arvuti]

Question of my life.
Can I really manage to not play The Witcher 3 for one month?

Short answer: No.

Long answer: Nooooooooooooooooooo.

 

[Wolfsblvt]

Nooooooooooooooooooo.

But but but...
I am missing my new graphics card. I am currently in chapter 2 of The Witcher 1, so total replay for my savegames. 2 is missing as well then.
I have bought the short story books (Last Wish and Sword of Destiny), wich will come on saturday. And I want to read them befor I play TW3 at least. The series will come parallel I would guess.
I also want to buy a new gaming keyboard, or a PS4 controller to play on my PC, at begin of June.

So many reasons, you see? ._.

 

[Riven-Twain]

Aaach! I'm a terrible Witcher-enthusiast: the launch cinematic is out, and I'm just not deeply impressed! Damn. Someone hand me a drink, please.

 

[wichat]

Question of my life.
Can I really manage to not play The Witcher 3 for one month?

With a liitle external help....

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Aaach! I'm a terrible Witcher-enthusiast: the launch cinematic is out, and I'm just not deeply impressed! Damn. Someone hand me a drink, please.

You're so cute when you lie!!! Take a drink!!

 

[Engagerade]

"Hands over"

Your welcome ^^

I dont actually drink, i just wanted to join in

 

[Riven-Twain]

You're so cute when you lie!!! Take a drink!!

That's the worst of it! I'm not lying: I'm not impressed. I can appreciate the purely technical achievements of creating a realistic illusion in the cinematic, and I grant it's very well done, but aesthetically, and narratively, the thing leaves me cold, and unaffected. I find some of Geralt's tactics interesting, but that is about it, thus my lament.

 

[Kinley]

I find some of Geralt's tactics interesting, but that is about it, thus my lament.

Blame Sapkowski then. Aside from the crossbow, the trailer was impeccable lorewise.

 

[Alan989]

That's the worst of it! I'm not lying: I'm not impressed. I can appreciate the purely technical achievements of creating a realistic illusion in the cinematic, and I grant it's very well done, but aesthetically, and narratively, the thing leaves me cold, and unaffected. I find some of Geralt's tactics interesting, but that is about it, thus my lament.

 

[Riven-Twain]

Blame Sapkowski then. Aside from the crossbow, the trailer was impeccable lorewise.

I know: it was just like something out of the short stories (except the crossbow). I noticed that, and really appreciated the authenticity of the tactics, but there's something still missing, and it's most likely a matter of personal artistic taste. I'm not saying it is a bad cinematic, far from it! It is very professionally done, and I commend the studio, and the developers for it.

 

[sidspyker]

That's a ban-able offense, isn't it?

 

[Sagitarii]

That's the worst of it! I'm not lying: I'm not impressed. I can appreciate the purely technical achievements of creating a realistic illusion in the cinematic, and I grant it's very well done, but aesthetically, and narratively, the thing leaves me cold, and unaffected. I find some of Geralt's tactics interesting, but that is about it, thus my lament.

I have bad news for you, you're a hipster!

 

[Sardukhar]

Blame Sapkowski then. Aside from the crossbow, the trailer was impeccable lorewise.

Nice one! Kinley gets an anti-cross bow shot in there from the sides!

Just wait until my Geralt is prancing around in heavy armour, crossbowing everything in sight. And not sleeping with any pretty women, because he's decided to take up celibacy.

I'll screenshot it for you. Or, maybe, make a video of such doings. Out of love, of course.

 

[Kinley]

Aww Sard, I dunno what I would do without you. <3

 

[Riven-Twain]

That's a ban-able offense, isn't it?

Well, you can call me a heretic all you like. I never claimed to be a fanatic, or a zealous loyalist. I'm still an admirer of the series, even if I do not agree with everything, nor am impressed by every point.

 

[Sardukhar]

Aww Sard, I dunno what I would do without you. <3

Well.

In my imagination, without me, you'd be doing this:

Only, you know, hairierly. More hairerest? Something.

What do you get when you cross a Pony and a Bear? Hm.

THANK YOU INTERNET:

 

[Riven-Twain]

I have bad news for you, you're a hipster!

Woah! Sorry, mate, but you are way off the mark, there! I'm a mediaevalist!

 

[sidspyker]

Well, you can call me a heretic all you like. I never claimed to be a fanatic, or a zealous loyalist. I'm still an admirer of the series, even if I do not agree with everything, nor am impressed by every point.

 

[Riven-Twain]

What do you get when you cross a Pony and a Bear? Hm.

A Barony?