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Alan989

Alan989

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#18,461
Aug 28, 2014
Sanamia said:
I know normally this is strictly off topic but...

I've decided to replay the first Witcher now you won't believe it...
In my sick attempt to do this with FCR on Witcher difficulty I've managed to die 3 times in a row at the end of chapter one by.... Getting stabbed by the last peasant with a pitchfork... Did I mis the mods note where it says Geralt has an unnatural attraction to pitchforks?
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It's his one weakness! :rofl:
 
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StaGiors

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#18,462
Aug 28, 2014
AL890 said:
It's his one weakness! :rofl:
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Yennefer is his weakness. Peasants with pitchforks are his true love.
 
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Alan989

Alan989

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#18,463
Aug 28, 2014
StaGiors said:
Yennefer is his weakness. Peasants with pitchforks are his true love.
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There's that, along with brothels and Sorceresses!
 
TemerianGirl

TemerianGirl

Mentor
#18,464
Aug 28, 2014
http://coub.com/view/31bw0

That stoat is very annoying. Poor @wichat :sad:

 
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Alan989

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#18,465
Aug 28, 2014
Валькирия said:
http://coub.com/view/31bw0

That stoat is very annoying. Poor @wichat :sad:
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Cats aren't as fast as you'd think it seems! It must to be good exercise though! :harhar::cat:

Anyway, it's approaching 12:00 AM over here and I have a doctors appointment at 2:30 PM tomorrow, so I need to sleep. Night everyone!:)
 
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TemerianGirl

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#18,466
Aug 29, 2014
AL890 said:
Cats aren't as fast as you'd think it seems! It must to be good exercise though! :harhar::cat:

Anyway, it's approaching 12:00 AM over here and I have a doctors appointment at 2:30 PM tomorrow, so I need to sleep. Night everyone!:)
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Yeah, atleast they have 9 lives, which is a nice bonus. :)
Latest coubs is so great, that I can't get out of there! :X

http://coub.com/view/2mrmw
http://coub.com/view/1njq2
http://coub.com/view/h4sd
http://coub.com/view/pthw
@AL890 Good Night!
 
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shinobi2u

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#18,467
Aug 29, 2014
AL890 said:
Cats aren't as fast as you'd think it seems! It must to be good exercise though! :harhar::cat:

Anyway, it's approaching 12:00 AM over here and I have a doctors appointment at 2:30 PM tomorrow, so I need to sleep. Night everyone!:)
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Night!

Валькирия said:
Yeah, atleast they have 9 lives, which is a nice bonus. :)
Latest coubs is so great, that I can't get out of there! :X

http://coub.com/view/2mrmw
http://coub.com/view/1njq2
http://coub.com/view/h4sd
http://coub.com/view/pthw
@AL890 Good Night!
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These are so....mesmerizing.............

Wait, what was I doing? @Валькирия you're being a bad influence and distracting me! :p
 
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TemerianGirl

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Aug 29, 2014
shinobi2u said:
These are so....mesmerizing.............
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Exactly! Only one thing might help us now...

 
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volsung

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#18,469
Aug 29, 2014
@Sanamia

Why don't you sit down, have a beer and tell us who this Geralt is, and why he is in love with a tool.
 
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Cs__sz__r

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#18,470
Aug 29, 2014
StaGiors said:
Yennefer is his weakness. Peasants with pitchforks are his true love.
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Okay that was worth it.

Now bring me a rag to clean up the beer.
 
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TemerianGirl

TemerianGirl

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#18,471
Aug 29, 2014
.Volsung. said:
Why don't you sit down, have a beer and tell us who this Geralt is, and why he is in love with a tool.
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Can you bring us with @shinobi2u hot cocoa instead of beer, please?

Soooo....
Geralt is a cleaner, and he loves his cleaning tools, because they clean what should be clean perfect enough. :scold:



:troll:​

 
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Sana_mia

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Aug 29, 2014
.Volsung. said:
@Sanamia

Why don't you sit down, have a beer and tell us who this Geralt is, and why he is in love with a tool.
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Remember you asked for it....


Five years ago the simple Plough-man Geralt of the Riveri Acres had an encounter that would change his life for ever. Amidst the streets something happend that would change his life...
Many say he died that day but in truth he just left to live on a secluded island with his one true love.


But now she was gone, mad by the loss of his one true love Geralt set out to find those that had taken her away from him. Worse the lose had made him forget who he truly was. With some help from his trusted companions the stable-boy Buttercup and the faithful young dairyman Zoltan.

Over the coarse of his adventures he searches everywhere for hints of her whereabouts. Sadly it doesn't matter if he saves peasants, princesses or entire Kingdoms Nobody can really tell him what happened to her. Dropping everything and endangering his own well being whenever he catches a hint of her.

He tried many things to distract him, Poker, drinking and brawling his way through an entire city.

Geralt even went so far as Ploughing with others. The truth is however that neither Broom, Scoop or Shovel could really replace her. He did however try a longer relationship with Rake and while Ploughing with her was really exiting at first deep in his hearth he still missed his one true love... Pitchfork

See now that's what happens wen I mix beer with writing...
 
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Alan989

Alan989

Forum veteran
#18,473
Aug 29, 2014
@Sanamia
That was pure Genius! Have a shamrock and a load of Red Points!:clover:

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EmperorZorn

EmperorZorn

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#18,474
Aug 29, 2014



....in other, more cirious news I got invited to a barbeque today - hooray !
That means I won't get to work on any fanart, but it's a nice and much needed change of pace for me.

Lets do something to fulfill that Bratwurst cliché !
 
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Alan989

Alan989

Forum veteran
#18,475
Aug 29, 2014
EmperorZorn said:



....in other, more cirious news I got invited to a barbeque today - hooray !
That means I won't get to work on any fanart, but it's a nice and much needed change of pace for me.

Lets do something to fulfill that Bratwurst cliché !
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Lucky Bugger! Remember to avoid Ze strong Munich Bier, Ja? :rofl:
 
EmperorZorn

EmperorZorn

Moderator
#18,476
Aug 29, 2014
AL890 said:
Lucky Bugger! Remember to avoid Ze strong Munich Bier, Ja? :rofl:
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Wat yu ar zaying ? Ze Münchner Bier iz not zet bad. But I prefer ze azzer bier.
Zinse I onli drink in kompany i should zeise zis opportuniti for ze drinking aktion !

...man, faking an accent is terribly difficult. xD
 
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Alan989

Forum veteran
#18,477
Aug 29, 2014
EmperorZorn said:
Wat yu ar zaying ? Ze Münchner Bier iz not zet bad. But I prefer ze azzer bier.
Zinse I onli drink in kompany i should zeise zis opportuniti for ze drinking aktion !

...man, faking an accent is terribly difficult. xD
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It's still funny though! At least, to me it is!:lol:
 
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EmperorZorn

EmperorZorn

Moderator
#18,478
Aug 29, 2014
AL890 said:
It's still funny though! At least, to me it is!:lol:
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To me too.

..alright, gotta fly ~
Keep up the spam in the forums while I'm gone - we don't want our moderators to get bored.

 
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Alan989

Alan989

Forum veteran
#18,479
Aug 29, 2014
EmperorZorn said:
To me too.

..alright, gotta fly ~
Keep up the spam in the forums while I'm gone - we don't want our moderators to get bored.

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Will do. Don't stay away for TOO long now, you are the Master Spammer of these forums! :hrhr:
 
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gedierond

Rookie
#18,480
Aug 29, 2014
Hey, everyone!
Tonight the drinks are on me!

Tomorrow morning my fiancee and me are moving to a new, bigger flat! We actually bought it like 6 months ago, but we had things to repair, which took a long time.
So, finally, tomorrow we get to move in!! Can´t tell you how happy and excited we are...

So tuck yourselves in!
:cheers:
 
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