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[eskiMoe]

What a great weekend.

Someone broke into my car, partly dismantled the dashboard and apparently tried to hot wire the car to start. But just made a bloody mess of everything and gave up in the end.

What a lousy thief.

 

[ReptilePZ]

I-I love you.


Love me!

Get in line:

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Kinley]

What a great weekend.

Someone broke into my car, partly dismantled the dashboard and apparently tried to hot wire the car to start. But just made a bloody mess of everything and gave up in the end.

What a lousy thief.

2014.

Trying to hotwire a car.

Who the hell was this idiot?

 

[Sagitarii]

2014.

Trying to hotwire a car.

Who the hell was this idiot?

What an idiot, why didn't he just download it?

 

[Cs__sz__r]

2014.

Trying to hotwire a car.

Who the hell was this idiot?

Attempting to commit grand theft auto.

Felony.

What a moron.

 

[Sana_mia]

2014.

Trying to hotwire a car.

Who the hell was this idiot?

Well depends on the car... Anything thats from the mid nineties or earlier easy...

 

[ReptilePZ]

So like... Sagitarii's a guy, right?

... Right?

 

[Garrison72]

So like... Sagitarii's a guy, right?

... Right?

I knew you just had to know. For scientific purposes.

 

[ReptilePZ]

Obviously.

>_>

<_<

 

[Sagitarii]

So like... Sagitarii's a guy, right?

... Right?

GENDER IS NOT A REAL THING, DIDN'T YOU HEAR?


Anyway, I hope that answers this:

 

[ReptilePZ]

You're a sausage?

 

[Sagitarii]

I knew you just had to know. For scientific purposes.

Hopefully not sexual ones


@ReptilePZ Oh, I wish! Being a lovely kiełbasa, a dream life for a Polack.

 

[Kinley]

Now I'm thinking about sexual sausages. Enough Hairy Bear for one evening. I'm out.

 

[ReptilePZ]

Goddamn it, I had Joey gifs ready and everything...

 

[Cs__sz__r]

You're a creepy dude who likes to hold sausages?

@Kinley: Nah man stay and have some more drink with me. I might need someone to hold my hair later.

 

[eskiMoe]

2014.

Trying to hotwire a car.

Who the hell was this idiot?

90s car though. But still. It's obvious the guy skipped a few classes at Thief Academy. A proper dumbass. An embarrassment to all proper car thieves out there.

 

[sidspyker]

You seem rather well versed in lessons of thievery, was your teacher @StaGiors by any chance?

 

[Blothulfur]

GENDER IS NOT A REAL THING, DIDN'T YOU HEAR?


Anyway, I hope that answers this:

She's prettty.

 

[eskiMoe]

You seem rather well versed in lessons of thievery

Who, me?

To be honest, I can still appreciate a proper "artist" at work even in the field of thievery. But in this case I'm more upset about the shoddy execution rather than the attempted theft itself.

 

[Blothulfur]

When I were living in a TWOCing blackspot I used to take me battery off every night, worked an all.