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Well then, no more chocolate, going to eat some strawberries.
Share some with us, if you would be so kind! hehe
I've still got a long wait before I could buy some.
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Never had owt happen to me hips, but cramp in calves is a bloody killer. Mid thrust your frozen with a snarl on your face, your calf muscles in agony and lass below you saying, "You're really enjoying this aren't you?" One of them ridiculous bits that they never show in love scenes on movies, still funny as hell afterwards.
When I put a lot of energy into it my thighs get kinda sore and exhausted afterwards. Good workout really.
For funny and realistic sex scenes you should watch Californication, might as well be called the Sex Files as the main character is played by David Duchovny.
I like Duchovny, always thought he was a bit underused in X Files, i'll watch out for that.
Just reading about it, has Natascha McElhone in apparently, i'm in like bloody Flynn.
Just reading about it, has Natascha McElhone in apparently, i'm in like bloody Flynn.
Passion fruit? Then the men who gave me his banana to eat when I had cramps were lying to me?
Let the innuendos begin!
Let the innuendos begin!
What? Why?
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Passion fruit? Then the men who gave me his banana to eat when I had cramps were lying to me?
What? Why?
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I'm afraid to tell you... that I was joking.
Last time I had strawberries I was eating a cake.
The last time I had fresh strawberries was on Wednesday. With "cookies and cream" ice cream. They were really good - big, luscious, perfect ripeness.
Mmmmm... I think I'll get some more tomorrow. They're pretty cheap at the moment.
Mmmmm... I think I'll get some more tomorrow. They're pretty cheap at the moment.
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There's a hole and finger play but not sexual implications.
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