Durian
So there I was, walking round the supermarket, when I got within about 10 metres of the fruit section and got a blast of sewage smell. Sniff, sniff, they must have durian, I think. Bought a pack - already prepared because it's a bastard to peel unless you have at least Level 20 machete skills, but totally encased in plastic.
Put the shopping in the trunk of the taxi. By now, the durian has an extra layer of plastic because the packing guy at the checkout put it into its own plastic bag and sealed it. The taxi driver still keeps giving me looks because the smell is permeating through the taxi. I just hope he didn't think I'd farted. I give him an extra tip to make up for the fact that he's going to have to drive around with the windows open for the next hour.
Get home, run through the house and leave the package on a table in the back yard. I guess I didn't run fast enough because the house still smells of rotted garlic. And every time I walk into the kitchen, I can smell bad drains outside the window.
By mid-evening, I realise I'm not going to be able to finish it today, and it really does need to be refrigerated. Put it in plastic, in a totally sealed air-tight container, in the fridge.
Get up this morning, open the bedroom door, it smells like we have a gas leak.
Why do I love this stuff so much?
And I think I'm going to add it to the TW3 wishlist. As a lure. Dead bodies attracting monsters from 1km away has NOTHING on this.