Welcome to The Hairy Bear: The Witcher Off-Topic

[Aes Sídhe]

It's as well I've plenty of biters to deal with ingame .

So I've searched fruitlessly for interesting threads analysing aspects of TW3, along the lines of Knight of Phoenix' TW2 politics (aye I know why he didn't do a follow up), so can anyone point me to must-read threads from the last four years? e.g. Surely someone has remarked how TW3's leveling mechanics, possibly by design, avoid the mainstreams dopamine highs?

Alternatively:

Giant Douche?
or
Turd Sandwich?

 

[DoubleDealer]

Pour some beer in my pitcher, o tavern of plenty!

 

[Riven-Twain]

Pour some beer in my pitcher, o tavern of plenty!

 

[Riven-Twain]

can anyone point me to must-read threads from the last four years?

I doubt this little thread qualifies on that count, but it may interest you.

I also posted a similar thread for Thronebreaker, over on Gwent's side.

 

[Gilrond-i-Virdan]

Are there still some older Witcher emoticons around? I was looking for one with Foltest with a looking glass. It's not in the forum UI anymore.

 

[Rawls]

Are there still some older Witcher emoticons around? I was looking for one with Foltest with a looking glass. It's not in the forum UI anymore.

No there arent the old ones. I still have a some of them saved somewhere though.

 

[Gilrond-i-Virdan]

No there arent the old ones. I still have a some of them saved somewhere though.

Can you upload them somewhere please? They really should be restored for the forum

 

[Rawls]

Can you upload them somewhere please? They really should be restored for the forum

Greatest Hits:

I think the problem with the the old ones is they're two big to fit neatly with text, but if you make them any smaller, it's hard to see them.

 

[Draconifors]

A couple more.

 

[Gilrond-i-Virdan]

@Rawls: I see your post as:

 

[Rawls]

I see your post as:

Unfortunate.

 

[Gilrond-i-Virdan]

Thanks!

 

[MauricioMM]

Unfortunate.

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I miss the "Deal With It" young Ciri with sunglasses

 

[ReptilePZ]

Aight, buckle up, last Friday before the Second Coming (aka Cyberpunk launch), so let's commemorate this with the finest song ever devised by humankind:

Ahhh, now I feel ready for the weekend. Don't you?

 

[Molock7]

 

[Riven-Twain]

Novigrad just seemed more like a maze than a city to me. Yeah, by the end of running through all the quests since none of them are remotely in the same quadrant, you learn how to traverse the labyrinth. But it also had zero activity. It was just walls dressed up as houses.

To the designers' great credit, they simulated a medieval city rather well, since buildings do become a bit crowded within the confines of walls. However, ay, (apart from some very memorable and exceptional quests) overall, there's rather an unfortunate dearth of interesting sights within the Free City -- and an utter legion of locked doors.

 

[DoubleDealer]

and an utter legion of locked doors.

Of course there are locked doors! Word got around that witchers take everything that isn't nailed down. They might even take your wife and your children! They tend to leave the husbands alone though.

 

[Riven-Twain]

Word got around that witchers take everything that isn't nailed down.

Witchers, or just one particular witcher?

They tend to leave the husbands alone though.

True enough, unless they happen to be ghosts, or werewolves.

 

[DoubleDealer]

Witchers, or just one particular witcher?

They're all the same, man!

 

[Riven-Twain]

They're all the same, man!

Mhm. They also say that mice are born from rotting straw.