What is your Pre Release routine?

[OliverDK]

My plan: cooking a nice and romantic meal for my better half. Dance with her to some of her favorite music while I whisper how much she means to me in her ears and all that crap. Then take it to the bedroom where I give her everything I got. Then nestle with her for half a hour or so.

All that usually gets her sleeping heavy for 10-12 hours which I will use to undisturbed sink into the game.

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God I hope she doesn't read this!

 

[Sardukhar]

All that usually gets her sleeping heavy for 10-12 hours which I will use to undisturbed sink into the game.

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God I hope she doesn't read this!

Solid planning. I respect this combination of love and deceit.

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too late texting her now

 

[HellKnightX88]

Solid planning. I respect this combination of love and deceit.

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too late texting her now

No, no, wait Sard...


Oliver, how much are you willing to pay for our silence?

 

[OliverDK]

No, no, wait Sard...


Oliver, how much are you willing to pay for our silence?

Since she is kinda hot, awesome and I don't want to lose her I hope we can agree upon 2 Titan X each

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Narh I think I just steal her phone and delete all incoming messages. Although I am a bit worried you got her number in the first place

 

[HellKnightX88]

Since she is kinda hot, awesome and I don't want to lose her I hope we can agree upon 2 Titan X each

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Narh I think I just steal her phone and delete all incoming messages

inb4 she calls you a control freak XD

 

[Gothfather]

I normally buy easy to prepare food, makes sure my schedule is clear aka book time off, buy some snacks for when blood sugar crashes but i don't want to stop for a meal break. Turn my phone off, who wants to have to spend two hours talking to their mother the day a game is released or the guilt trip she gives when you try to explain you have to go to play a game? Better to just miss the call.

I usually go to the forums as it makes me feel superior when i read all the rants about X and the QQing about Y before the game is even out yet. This sense of superiority helps me get through the last few days as i arrange to get everything I need to get done next week done this week.

 

[onionshavelayers]

-Fap
-Shower

I would recommend taking a shit in between fapping and showering, otherwise solid routine!

 

[Ab_Aeterno]

I'll be avoiding all the forums I frequent and places like Reddit and IGN on the 18th until I get the game so I'll come up with something when the day comes.

 

[Darth-Death]

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