What kind of an afterlife would you prefer, if any?

[KingHochmeister]

As for my corpse I want a pregnant woman to eat me. I dunno why.

 

[vivaxardas2015]

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I don't really know what number of virgin pussies would require for me to strap a bomb and go boom, but I am sure as hell it is well more than 72, and at least half of them in advance. I am not really a delayed gratification kind of guy. First multiple pussies, then the bomb (if you manage to catch me first). />

As for my corpse I want a pregnant woman to eat me. I dunno why.

After all my boozing and tripping? No way I would want that! I am not that wicked to desire to infect an innocent child still in the womb. Realistically, my body would probably make a good fertilizer for weed, and then teens can harvest and smoke them.

 

[KingHochmeister]

I don't really know what number of virgin pussies would require for me to strap a bomb and go boom, but I am sure as hell it is well more than 72, and at least half of them in advance. I am not really a delayed gratification kind of guy. First multiple pussies, then the bomb (if you manage to catch me first). />/>

Hahaahahahahahaahahaha

Good luck with that, Black One

 

[SystemShock7]

As long as Hindus are incorrect, I'm cool with anything.

 

[mclericp]

To become the 10th divine of Tamriel

 

[CostinRaz]

What evidence have you for any of them? None that I will accept. Near-death experiences are not death, so we have no first-hand accounts. There are no reliable observations of ghosts, undead, afterlife, or resurrection.

Informed reasonableness supports only the hypothesis that death is the permanent annihilation of personal consciousness. But I am too much the skeptic to believe that the reasonable explanation is vindicated merely by being the reasonable one.

Funnily enough I find your pov most reasonable.

Personally I don't believe in the traditional heaven and hell scenario, or rather I am not a literal Bible follower. I mean eternal happiness? To me personally hardship is just as an important part of life as the joyous moments are. If anything it's enduring hardship that makes us appreciate those joyous moments a lot more.

 

[volsung]

I think we're all full of crap and like to make ourselves feel good, even when deep inside we know it's not true

But assuming there *is* some kind of afterlife, why are you guys assuming it will be so similar to our Earth? We might as well not be the only creatures in the vast universe, and they also have the right to an afterlife. It might be something completely unimaginable, something our minds cannot even fathom right now. Same with reincarnation... who says we must reincarnate on Earth?

 

[CostinRaz]

Oh I personally think the afterlife will be quite a scary experience. I fully expect to have to deal with tens of thousands of years of galactic history of thousands of alien races.

Let's just say that it's a frightening thought. Not that I would want to avoid it though. I do believe there is something given the Near Death experiences, though not as strongly as I would like, but I agree with Guy: We humans like to believe we know everything.

We don't know jack shit. We are mere specks of dusts on this planet, which is a lot smaller then an atom on the grand scale of the Universe.

 

[soldiergeralt]

i hate that claustrophobic feeling you get when you're in a depressed mood and you think about the idea of losing consciousness forever. but it's probably for the best. living forever in bliss with some "dad" sounds like a drag.

 

[hjortur.erlendss]

My native Valhalla would be nice, it´s also not completely eternal, guess it becomes boring after 2000+ years

 

[GamaH]

As long as Hindus are incorrect, I'm cool with anything.

What do the Hindus believe?

 

[GamaH]

My native Valhalla would be nice, it´s also not completely eternal, guess it becomes boring after 2000+ years />

Do you still feel pain in Valhalla, though?

 

[TemerianGirl]

Gamer's answer.
I want immortality with full resist to diseases and damage in afterlife. Also would be nice to import current skills and achievements in new life. Yes, it would be cheat, but I'm tired to lost all gained experience every time and starting new lifethrough. We are living in hardcore mode, that's for sure.
But if everyone will want the same immortality thing, then people need to be sterile, to prevent overpopulation, I guess.

 

[hjortur.erlendss]

Do you still feel pain in Valhalla, though?

Way I remember, it´s just another world/plane (Ásgarður/Asgård), making it essentially just like ours, except you get ressurected if you die Besides, is it "living", if you feel no pain?

 

[daddy300]

Well, let to add few fairy tales/sci-fi scenarios


6. Freeze your dead body or brain and send it to space. People win lottery every day with chance little as 1 in 14 million.. You never know, some higher intelligence might find you and resurrect you.

7. Your brain will be trasfer into cybor body made of out adamantium (Badass NG+)

8. Doctor managed to bring you back to life but you are now somehow different.. super powers?

 

[EmperorZorn]

Way I remember, it´s just another world/plane (Ásgarður/Asgård), making it essentially just like ours, except you get ressurected if you die /> Besides, is it "living", if you feel no pain? />

Any plane of existence that offers neverending parties and dueling is fine in my book.

 

[secondchildren]

Not that I want to spoil any fun, but can you please guys keep this topic on a decent tone as it was since the first post? Without any creep, raw, disturbing or exploding reference I mean

 

[maciekka09.297]

Personally, I like how Terry Pratchett puts it. You get what you believe you deserve. With a little twist if you're extra evil

 

[hjortur.erlendss]

Any plane of existence that offers neverending parties and dueling is fine in my book. />

True dat

 

[gedierond]

To become one with nature, as that way one achieves a higher plane of existence from my point of view. Something like how you become one with the Force in the Star Wars universe...