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What was your favorite or funniest quest/moment?

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WillyDio

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Jun 21, 2015
What was your favorite or funniest quest/moment?

For me it was when they get drunk in Kaer Morhen. Normally I play it rather tight as games seem to like to punish you inordinately so for minor mistakes or getting too silly, but I figured I'd just reload if got to bad, and figured the characters needed to let go a bit.

I ignored Yenn, and kept drinking. Pretty funny when they were playing the drinking game where you had to take a shot. Found out who'd taken fistech (not my Geralt) and who'd been with a Succubus and hearing Eskel liked a woman with horns. Think the best moment was when you get the option to dress up in Yennerfer's clothes, then seeing Lambert, Eskel, and Geralt dressed up in Yenn's outfits, then using her her megascope (or whatever it's called) and Geralt rambling a magic phrase which pulls up a random male NPC that thinks the "Lodge" found him and he orders everyone to pack up and leave as the Lodge was coming for them. That was just hilarious. Whether he thought they were 3 ugly women or the actual Lodge in their true form or whatever. Was so glad I risked it and tried the dumb choices in the dialog as that was by far the best moment in the game and actually felt organic and natural like it could really happen.

also felt like these rough and ragged characters that see nothing but death everywhere finally had a little fun time. It was just perfect. Wish more scenes could be that natural in games.
 
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HexerDa

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Jun 21, 2015
I'm sure there's more but I can't think of it right now.

When I had to get into the Nilfgaardian Embassy in Novigrad and Geralt told the guard he was the new cookxD And then the lady (forgot her name) insisted I was her new fencing instructor and the guard said I'm a fraud because I said I were the cook.

Also, Dandelion as " The Crimson Avenger" during the Cabarete quest
 
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mbaker51591

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Jun 21, 2015
During the Tutorial when Ciri mocking Uncle Vesemir, Ciri as a kid she so quite adorable.
Seeing grumpy Ciri portrait at Vizima


Totally wish there is an expansion about kid Ciri meeting Geralt w/ the Dryards. Seriously in the book kid Ciri is a spoiled brat.

Doing quest All God! Geralt mockingly praying at that quest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3d487SMiO4

Lambert mentioning Killing Monster trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC8ya-KqB7Q

Yenefer and Geralt werewolf puns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvVFVFsbQu0 ( The two of them are really meant for each other)
 

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WillyDio

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Jun 21, 2015
mbaker51591 said:
During the Tutorial when Ciri mocking Uncle Vesemir, Ciri as a kid she so quite adorable.
Seeing grumpy Ciri portrait at Vizima


Totally wish there is an expansion about kid Ciri meeting Geralt w/ the Dryards. Seriously in the book kid Ciri is a spoiled brat.

Doing quest All God! Geralt mockingly praying at that quest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3d487SMiO4

Lambert mentioning Killing Monster trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC8ya-KqB7Q

Yenefer and Geralt werewolf puns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvVFVFsbQu0 ( The two of them are really meant for each other)
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I hadn't realized that was her in the portrait.

The All God quest I remember telling the 2 quys to take a look in the basement but they never went. Waited around a bit as I wanted to see their reaction. But it never happened :(
 
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mbaker51591

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Jun 21, 2015
WillyDio said:
I hadn't realized that was her in the portrait.

The All God quest I remember telling the 2 quys to take a look in the basement but they never went. Waited around a bit as I wanted to see their reaction. But it never happened :(
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You can come back a little bit later in that location at All God Quest. You would see the entrance of Sylvan been covered by bricks if you told the peasants about that Sylvan.
 
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WillyDio

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Jun 21, 2015
Did they kill him? Or is he still down there?
 
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situasian

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Jun 21, 2015
Drunk moment with Geralt, Lambert and Eskel crossdressing
 
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mbaker51591

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Jun 21, 2015
WillyDio said:
Did they kill him? Or is he still down there?
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Maybe they kill Slyvan?? Going back to that location the entrance of Slyvan is covered w/ bricks.
 
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HexerDa

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Jun 21, 2015
Jesus, how stupid can I be to forget that one! I even uploaded a video of it. It's during the quest 'Shock Therapy'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpodvqOa-A4
 
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mbaker51591

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Jun 21, 2015
HexerDa said:
Jesus, how stupid can I be to forget that one! I even uploaded a video of it. It's during the quest 'Shock Therapy'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpodvqOa-A4
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Lol the other druid just playing pranks w/ this silent druid to break his vow of silence.

Here's another one:
The Pan Quest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9-aHUyokr4
Its hilarious due the pan lady is only worried about her pan, pan lady commented about Geralt loud inner monologue, the dead spy who grab the pan clean the dirty pan and Geralt accepting a pan contract.
 
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Abjatha

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Jun 21, 2015
I don't know if it was my favorite but quite amusing!

Philippa: Couldn't help notice the tension between you and Yennefer and Triss. It's very hard on Ciri, I think. There are times I doubt you three realize how it looks. Triss plays the big sister to Ciri, but eagerly awaits a chance to hop in bed with you. You and Yennefer play the parents--
Geralt: Yeah, so if you're angling to make it a fivesome, there's clearly no room.
 
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HexerDa

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Jun 21, 2015
Oh, and of course "Draw your sword post haste, for I've 99 left after you." From the guy in front of Crow's Perch who's bound by a sacred oath to challenge 100 knights to honor his Maid Bilbarry.
 
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OutgoingHermit

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Jun 21, 2015
"More like the Crimson Asshole."
 
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UndiscoveredAdv

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Jun 21, 2015
HexerDa said:
Oh, and of course "Draw your sword post haste, for I've 99 left after you." From the guy in front of Crow's Perch who's bound by a sacred oath to challenge 100 knights to honor his Maid Bilbarry.
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Even funnier when he keeps randomly turning up :p

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I found tracking down Dandelion's ex-lovers hilarious, especially some of their, err... quirks!
 
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HexerDa

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Jun 21, 2015
UndiscoveredAdv said:
Even funnier when he keeps randomly turning up :p

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I found tracking down Dandelion's ex-lovers hilarious, especially some of their, err... quirks!
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Yeah, how he told one girl he had tamed the Kayran with his guitar and she actually believed it
 
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HexerDa

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Jun 22, 2015
The drunk barber in Novigrad, he gives me the wrong haircut most of the time.
Firs time I went to him Geralt complained that it's not the style he wanted and the barber replied he doesn't have the job he wanted either. Happened on my first day I played the game, left me with quite a good impression :D
 
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Paprikamann

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#17
Jun 22, 2015
What's about the Cheese Quest? ^^
The only thing I thought was "lol?!"
 
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svizcy

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#18
Jun 22, 2015
I enjoyed quests/conversation with Zoltan a lot, for example the one where your waiting with him to ambush the chart to save Dandelion and Calloneta shows up, or the cutscene where he stabes that "knight" of the white frost in the back in the Battle for Kaer Mohren and especially the one where you get drunk with him durring the search for gwent cards.
 
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Frybread

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#19
Jun 22, 2015
I don't know if it's the funniest moment, but one that springs to mind is the conversation you have with Molly, the La Valette's servant, about Dandelion and his "sister." These aren't exact quotes, but she points out how Dandelion and his sister don't look alike because she's blonde and that they must have different fathers. Geralt says, "Mhm. Different mothers, too." And she sighs and says, "Mayyybeee." I thought that was funny.
 
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Krull32

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Jun 22, 2015
The silent Druid
laughed hard after i scared him three times and saw how much he was pissed.
 
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