What was your favorite or funniest quest/moment?

[Songborn]

Hmmm, apart from the ones already mentioned (Cross-dressing witchers) I really liked the scene at the end of the Botchling quest when you choose to go the Lubberkin route. It's just so damn sad. And lastely I really liked writing a play with Priscilla and then putting it on to find Dudu. My Geralt forgot to read his lines before hand and just improvised with mixed results.
Not a quest moment but I also really liked all the Lonely Hearts style notices.

 

[cyberpunkforever]

the funnist thing in the game, for me, is when geralt talks to the merchant in novigrad, the one that says "don't push, there is enough for everyone!"
and geralt's face: O.O wtf nobody is pushing...

other great moments are seeing the allies in kaer morhen and talk to them to organize the siege/defense, the new king ceremony in skellige in the druids' foerst was also very nice

 

[Gilthoniel]

One of my fav moment is this one

lol

 

[mbaker51591]

One of my fav moment is this one

lol

Lol i really thought she will not join the fun w/ Geralt and Ciri at that scene then she did this at the last moment.

It will be epic she also join at the snow ball fight in the game.

 

[DFenz_]

I thought it was hilarious when Lambert brought up the "Killing Monsters" scene from one of the trailers. The trailer was so badass at the time it came out...and Lambert mocked him.

Lambert: Vesemir told me about the job you did for those Nilfgaardians in Velen, "What, what are you doing?"... "Killing Monsters"
Geralt: It just came out that way.

 

[cryosx]

There's the one in the Novigrad sewers where you find a vampire in his tomb. It was posted on reddit.

 

[heschu]

Ves have you gone completly mental, charging into battle naval and whatnot exposed, warfare for gods sake, it involves armies.

You cant tell me what to wear roche you are not my father.

 

[BlacJAC]

I found the part when Yen teleports my character into the lake funny. if i hadn't, I'd have been pissed off that I had to trek all the way back, but was busy laughing into myself to bother about it. Most troll interactions are hilarious too. I love those guys. Dunno how anyone can fight them if you've got the choice not to.

 

[ThePrody]

The dialogue with the Allgod was very funny , especially after you convince him to be satisfied with less food until the war ends and he says " Ploughing reformers ! " . Truly epic and not far from real life .

 

[HexerDa]

I found the part when Yen teleports my character into the lake funny. if i hadn't, I'd have been pissed off that I had to trek all the way back, but was busy laughing into myself to bother about it. Most troll interactions are hilarious too. I love those guys. Dunno how anyone can fight them if you've got the choice not to.

Indeed, trolls are awesome "No vodka - no passage" in The Witcher 2 made me laugh my ass off. Reminds me of another funny line in TW3, I think it goes like this: "You know as much about negotiating as they do about grammar." Regarding Lambert and trolls

 

[WillyDio]

The drunk barber in Novigrad, he gives me the wrong haircut most of the time.
Firs time I went to him Geralt complained that it's not the style he wanted and the barber replied he doesn't have the job he wanted either. Happened on my first day I played the game, left me with quite a good impression

Yeah, I hated the pony tail look and long hair look, and got lucky after the DLC as one of the Novigrad better barbers had an option for a short-haired Geralt which I jumped on. The description wwas misleading, but basically gave Geralt a a shorter slicked back haircut (sorta like this but a tad longer: http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b7/nikki-729/random/hot3.jpg -was thinking it was Billy Idol-esque hairstyle and link appeared during a random search just be clear).

Anyways, I stumbled into that same barber, told him what I wanted, then he gave some stupid haircut which pissed Geralt hair "That's not the look I wanted". That was funny.

Also, when you see the old blind woman before the Crones fight and she can apparently "smell" Ciri's you know what and determine she's a virgin. I remember thinking WTF then laughing at Ciri's embarrassment.

 

[Abjatha]

Whole Dandelion diary quest was pretty funny, especially part where he had sister with different father and ... perhaps mother too. But lets add something new to the topic, that's not mentioned yet. Margarita and Philippa are having subtle conversation, after arriving to Skellige.

Margarita: Do you know what I just realized?
Philippa: Hm?
Margarita: Except for the two of us and Ciri, Geralt has slept with every woman on this ship.
Philippa: Don't worry, it's only matter of time in your case.

 

[WillyDio]

Margarita and Philippa are having subtle conversation, after arriving to Skellige.

Margarita: Do you know what I just realized?
Philippa: Hm?
Margarita: Except for the two of us and Ciri, Geralt has slept with every woman on this ship.
Philippa: Don't worry, it's only matter of time in your case.

I was going to add that and forgot. You have to quickly enter the ship's cabin once everyone is on board and stop by the door after it opens to overhear them saying that as it was only time I heard it. Immediately after overhearing that, "Rita" leaves the cabin. So it's definitely missable. But was funny nevertheless.

 

[OutgoingHermit]

Ves have you gone completly mental, charging into battle naval and whatnot exposed, warfare for gods sake, it involves armies.

You cant tell me what to wear roche you are not my father.

The Triss alternate outfit DLC is sorely missing a comment from Roche about its neckline during the Kaer Morhen battle.

 

[cyberpunkforever]

don't forget Lambert making fun of Geralt "wha... what are you doing!? -killing monsterrrs"

 

[WillyDio]

The Triss alternate outfit DLC is sorely missing a comment from Roche about its neckline during the Kaer Morhen battle.

Know what else is sorely missing? Triss reverts back to her default outfit during the pre-rendered cut-scenes uch: Hell, even Geralt's hair reverted.

Was pretty surprised to even see pre-rendered scenes. Felt like I was playing a PS2 game it was so obvious. They seemed to be rendered in a slightly lower resolution as looked horrid (or maybe a post-process effect, dunno). Only saving grace was there was only a handful of the more cinematic scenes. Rest were actually rendered in real-time.

 

[DeGorro82]

Mixed feeling.
I'm shocked and sad, because he tried too make amend but fail as consequent cannot be predict.
But when thinking back, he's a wife beater, I'm angry and serve him right to have a bitter fate.
And then seeing a fat red hanging on a trees, I'm thinking a red balon or a red pinata, cast Aard and he swinging around, I'm LMAO.
Bloody Baron will always be remembered by me.
:hatsoff:

 

[ustandic]

First time Geralt goes to Vizima. Chamberlain teaches him how to bow and if you choose false bowing it gets funny.

 

[cyberpunkforever]

destroying Avallach's laboratory with Ciri!

 

[heschu]

Cave of dreams of dreams after taking the herbs.

Do you fell anything? i dont fell different at all?
mate you are asking a mute for opinion. you are feeling it