What was your favorite or funniest quest/moment?

[Lieste]

Oh, and of course "Draw your sword post haste, for I've 99 left after you." From the guy in front of Crow's Perch who's bound by a sacred oath to challenge 100 knights to honor his Maid Bilbarry.

Odd that there is reference to the Maid Bilbury elsewhere on noticeboards.

Seems she may be dead, and only 4. (Could be someone else I guess, but he doesn't seem to have a good grip on reality).

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First time Geralt goes to Vizima. Chamberlain teaches him how to bow and if you choose false bowing it gets funny.

Try going to the meeting after selecting your braies or a towel as appropriate attire. I clowned around with him during the preparation, then drop him in it by not bowing. Fun times.

 

[VirtualMe]

The drunk barber in Novigrad, he gives me the wrong haircut most of the time.
Firs time I went to him Geralt complained that it's not the style he wanted and the barber replied he doesn't have the job he wanted either. Happened on my first day I played the game, left me with quite a good impression

You reached Novigrad the first day you played? Wow. Not one to take in the sights or side-quests, eh?

 

[HexerDa]

You reached Novigrad the first day you played? Wow. Not one to take in the sights or side-quests, eh?

I simply went there without doing any quests after I unlocked Velen. I was looking for the Nilfgaardian Guardsman Armor everywhere, I even went to Skellige at level 5.

Regarding this thread: "Not this way! The door!" When the mage teleported Geralt into the water during the Tower outta nowheres quest. Was also the only time Geralt sounded really angry so far

 

[ustandic]

Try going to the meeting after selecting your braies or a towel as appropriate attire. I clowned around with him during the preparation, then drop him in it by not bowing. Fun times.

I tried that too it's funny to mess with that guy. Anything happens to him if we not bow?

 

[heschu]

I tried that too it's funny to mess with that guy. Anything happens to him if we not bow?

after Emhyr he brings you too yennefer and comments on you not bowing, Geralt answers "nothing happend" and he implies that you won't get punished but he will get whipped for that. But I don't believe you can witness it, also near the end of the game he will be there again in a background scene and seems fine.

 

[ustandic]

after Emhyr he brings you too yennefer and comments on you not bowing, Geralt answers "nothing happend" and he implies that you won't get punished but he will get whipped for that. But I don't believe you can witness it, also near the end of the game he will be there again in a background scene and seems fine.

Doesnt really matter then. I shall not bow again.

 

[HexerDa]

I just bought a gwent card called Poor Fucking InfantryxD

 

[Bambi111]

Geralt to the Rocktroll: "Do you have time for some questions?"
Rocktroll: "Troll has no time, troll has rocks!"

:troll:

 

[HexerDa]

Geralt to the Rocktroll: "Do you have time for some questions?"
Rocktroll: "Troll has no time, troll has rocks!"

:troll:

Also when you ask him what he's always thinking about: "Rocks."

 

[skynet01]

For me it was getting drunk with friends. And the quest with Yen to find gene. Or when you find

Spoiler

ciri dead at the hut

..It's interesting for me that the best moments where not the ones where i beat a boss or win a fight but completly the opposite like when

Spoiler

you and Yen sit on a ship on top of the mountain

 

[HexerDa]

During the quest "Possession" when you ask around about Cerys's whereabouts and one girl tells Geralt that there are a lot of lovely girls in the village. If you ask about them she starts talking about them and soon realizes that none of them are that lovely after allxD