One silly question.
Why my avatar always "crash"?
I want to post here with Hans Landa face =/
Why my avatar always "crash"?
I want to post here with Hans Landa face =/
Exactly, that's what I mean. Imagine Dandelion killed a dickfaced gorilla with a 10 hits combo - 9 hits by his ... lute and a final one with a kick on its dickface. It's literally sooo hilarious. I'm gonna be so wrecked. />Aaden said:/>/>
It's called a lute. A predecessor to the modern guitar.
Sorry, not laughing at you for not knowing, but imagining Dandelion with an ukelele just cracks me up. />/>
Aww now you can't even find your face (avatar).HylianColibri said:One silly question.
Why my avatar always "crash"?
I want to post here with Hans Landa face =/
ChewbaccasofKings said:Yea, Geralt is a pretty bad arse, but I hope he could tell more 'naughty' jokes.
Ha. I don't think it happened in my game. Will they have a good time after this conversation? (come on, you know what I meanKallelinski said:
It is actually dialog that make 'good time' impossible, because even tho Ves is tomboy and hard she still wants to be seen as woman.Ha. I don't think it happened in my game. Will they have a good time after this conversation? (come on, you know what I mean )
I don't know what you guys are talking about. I remember Carrie from Flotsam, Spark and Mona from Vergen, and a some witches in Loc Muinne whose names I can't remember. Not all NPCs were ugly. And the blue stripes had a bunch of fit guys, if that matters.TuckingFypo said:There is only 1 thing that bugs me about TW. Ugly NPCs.
I didn't say they have to be ugly, because they are common people, i said they look like common people in my opinion, they look "normal", not outstanding and being normal is not ugly by my definition ^^TuckingFypo said:There is only 1 thing that bugs me about TW. Ugly NPCs.
You rarely see a common/unimportant woman being beautiful in TW games. Let alone beautiful men./>/>/> You can't find a single good looking NPC male. I understand that its about the game's lore and all, but seriously, you can make someone beautiful and still be ok with the lore.![]()
And the argument of ''they are common people, they need to be ugly'' is silly. Especially that thing about David Beckham lmao David was a common guy once too. He wasn't popular since birth. But he was always good looking. And also other ''beautiful'' famous people. (Brad Pitt comes to mind, he was a chauffeur for strippers, he used to move refrigerators and also used to wear a fucking chicken suit to attract people to a restaurant or something before he became an actor XD if that isn't common, then i don't know what it is)
I am pretty much happy with everything else that the game offers.
Have you heard the song Pretty Girl Rock? 'Don't hate me coz I'm beautiful~ 'Kallelinski said:I didn't say they have to be ugly, because they are common people, i said they look like common people in my opinion, they look "normal", not outstanding and being normal is not ugly by my definition ^^
I actually like natural faces with flaws even more than just "a perfect one".
Like Olivia Wilde, i know many men which just can't stand her face because of her square jaw, but i like it and that's just my humble opinion.
The NPCs look fine, they ain't ugly nor outstanding beautiful, that's what i mean by "common", simply normal.
I know, most stars did pretty much normal jobs before being stars, but we shouldn't compare our society with the witcher universe, especially when magic is better than any makeup or photoshop![]()
+1Kallelinski said:I know, most stars did pretty much normal jobs before being stars, but we shouldn't compare our society with the witcher universe, especially when magic is better than any makeup or photoshop![]()
I took it as a pun on Tolkienism.CrazyCactuaR said:- No female dwarves WHY!?
Too lazy to re-write the majority of this post above. I agree with nearly everything. Liked features may be summarized - everything story-related, artistic style and combat. For me combat is OK, I did not rave about it, but it was moderately enjoyable. Though one point - with cheating roll ability, it is way too easy. But hey, sometimes it is good.CrazyCactuaR said:Dislikes
- Delay on being able to loot items
- Time to takes to select a dice in poker
- No comparison of what you have equipped when in a shop/crafting
- No notification of your quest tracking location is above/below you
- Signs cast being clipped by enviroment or travelling afew feet and vanishing
- Automatic swords being pulled out but the wrong type chosen (silver for human/steel for monster)
- Drinking potions only in meditation
- Extremely short duration on potions/weapon enhancements (whetstone etc)
- Awkward camera use for selecting an object to loot/steal (boxes)
- No consequences for going into someones home and just taking anything lootable.
- 10% damage reduction for cat potion, god knows why.
- No female dwarves WHY!?
- Allies intentionally getting in the way when trying to fight a hostile
- Reading the above comment telling me im near the end
Likes
- Amazing story driven events, dialogue, character progression
- Subtle dialogue references to other things (piss take of LOTR etc)
- Fantastic graphics, model design, clothing, weapons
- Consequences on choices made and offering a choice of progression on who you side with
- Story style quest description that updates as the quest progresses
- Huge amount of content compared to today's so called AAA games.
- Relaxed, humorous dialogue at times, not always a serious attitude
- Regular amount of boobs shown, alas too much of triss's
- More faster paced combat but i miss the combat styles of TW1
eek it looks like i dislike it more than i like, only a brief runup but i do love it more than i dislike, just naturally easier to complain than to compliment.
TuckingFypo said:There is only 1 thing that bugs me about TW. Ugly NPCs.
You rarely see a common/unimportant woman being beautiful in TW games. Let alone beautiful men. />/>/>/>/>/>/> You can't find a single good looking NPC male. I understand that its about the game's lore and all, but seriously, you can make someone beautiful and still be ok with the lore.
And the argument of ''they are common people, they need to be ugly'' is silly. Especially that thing about David Beckham lmao David was a common guy once too. He wasn't popular since birth. But he was always good looking. And also other ''beautiful'' famous people. (Brad Pitt comes to mind, he was a chauffeur for strippers, he used to move refrigerators and also used to wear a fucking chicken suit to attract people to a restaurant or something before he became an actor XD if that isn't common, then i don't know what it is)
I am pretty much happy with everything else that the game offers.
The common men in TW2 are all fine and varied - some are fat, others skinny, ugly, pimply, handsome, etc.TuckingFypo said:I didn't say they have to be ugly, because they are common people, i said they look like common people in my opinion, they look "normal", not outstanding and being normal is not ugly by my definition ^^
I actually like natural faces with flaws even more than just "a perfect one".
The NPCs look fine, they ain't ugly nor outstanding beautiful, that's what i mean by "common", simply normal.