Why the person above you should be banned

[Riven-Twain]

^ Terrarium air-conditioning ban.

 

[Jousting-Jack]

Conditional ban.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Unconditional banishment.

 

[Jousting-Jack]

Banned for unconditional blandishment.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Bland conditions ban -- with a dash of mint.

 

[Jousting-Jack]

Leaf of mint
Fulgent glint
Banned for a rather lengthy stint!

 

[Riven-Twain]

Embers glow as bellows toil;
Sparks leap, and cauldrons boil;
Whirling flames before the fan,
As off ye go upon yer ban!

 

[Jousting-Jack]

Bubble, bubble, spite and ire,
Add more reasons to the fire!
Stir the pot, a pinch of salt,
This witchy ban your posts shall halt!

 

[zecenker]

Banned for leaving me speechless.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Nonverbal ban.

 

[Hayashi.226]

Two cups of coffee
Wake me up enough to say
Riven-Twain you're banned.

 

[Jousting-Jack]

Mane of frog and tooth of hen,
You're banned for now, don't ask till when!

 

[Hayashi.226]

Ban for not noting my haiku.

 

[zecenker]

Noting down the haiku...

..., and banning the poet for making the scribes work.

 

[helios969]

A driveling scribbling ban.

 

[Payus]

A divisive schism ban.

 

[Hayashi.226]

An integral ban

 

[Draconifors]

^ A derivative ban to reset it.

 

[zecenker]

The function of f as I go(es) to infinty and beyond, (in which I = Buzz Lightyear) is to ban you. Ban.

 

[Jousting-Jack]

My head is abuzz with reasons to ban you.